Showers Quotes - Page 19

• I always take a cold shower to wake me up and close my pores. Then I moisturize my face.

  Audrina Patridge

  Faces, Cold

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• Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid war on the other side of the world-or been beaten and gassed by Police for trespassing on public property-or been hounded by the IRS for purely political reasons-or locked up in the Cook County Jail with a broken nose and no phone access and twelve perverts wanting to stomp your ass in the shower. That is when it matters who is President or Governor or Police Chief. That is when you will wish you had voted.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Stupid, War, Fighting

  Hunter S. Thompson (2012). “Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness”, p.294, Pan Macmillan

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• Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

  Conrad Hilton

  Tubs, Curtains, Shower Curtains

  Last words, 1979.

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• Fashion should be something that in the morning, when you open your window, you say, "Oh fantastic, sun!" Then you take your shower, you say, "OK fantastic, which colour I wear today because I feel happy?" This should be fashion.

  Roberto Cavalli

  Fashion, Morning, Today

  "King of bling". Interview with Polly Vernon, www.theguardian.com. August 16, 2003.

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• When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off.

  Ace Frehley

  Space, Water, Vacuums

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• Be the green grass above me, with showers and dewdrops wet; and if thou wilt, remember, and if thou wilt, forget.

  Christina Rossetti

  Death, Dying, Green

  "When I am dead, my dearest" l. 1 (1862)

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• Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

  Bob Saget

  Long, House, Road Trip

  Twitter post from Aug 05, 2013

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• Farrell's Bar in Brooklyn had urinals so large they looked like shower stalls for Toulouse-Lautrec.

  Joe Flaherty

  Bars, Brooklyn, Toulouse

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• I called my grandmother yesterday. She picks up the phone, 'Oh hello, dear, hold on a second, I just stepped out of the shower. Let me go put some clothes on.' I said, 'Hey Grandma, don't ever tell me you're naked again. Go put a lot of clothes on. Then put some more clothes on. I'm going to sit here and drink and try to forget you naked in my head.' I'll never eat raisins again.

  Greg Fitzsimmons

  Grandma, Grandmother, Phones

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• Did you ever notice all the items on a honey do list are dangerous. Clean gutters, put light in shower, patch roof. It's a honey die list.

  Bill Engvall

  Light, Gutters, Honey

  Twitter post from Apr 30, 2013

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• In kindly showers and sunshine bud The branches of the dull gray wood; Out from its sunned and sheltered nooks The blue eye of the violet looks.

  John Greenleaf Whittier

  Eye, Sunshine, Blue

  John Greenleaf Whittier (1857*). “Poems of John Greenleaf Whittier”, p.14

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• I step naked into the shower of truth - whole-hearted, bloody-minded, utterly selfish, no longer even pretending to enjoy or understand anything.

  Selima Hill

  Truth, Selfish, Naked

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• Sometimes I'll watch an old movie on television and, once in a while, one of mine, such as April Showers, will come on and I'll watch it. And you know something? I'm always amazed at what a lousy actress I was. I guess in the old days we just got by on glamour.

  Ann Sothern

  Watches, Television, Actresses

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• Just got back from a 5 day camping trip. No phones, no Internet, no problem. It was great. Now time for a hot shower. I absolutely reek!

  Cody Walker

  Phones, Hot, Camping

  Twitter post from Aug 25, 2014

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• All I knew about Ireland before I went there was what I learned from watching soap commercials all my life. I was totally misinformed. I thought it was an Irish tradition where you don't even take a shower with your soap - you take your soap for a walk, you compliment the soap for a little while and then, suddenly, you just start hacking it up with a hunting knife.

  Arj Barker

  Hunting, Knives, Littles

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• You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.

  J. B. Smoove

  Dirty, Clothes, People

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• One of my sisters wanted to be an opera singer. So, we spent a few dollars to try to train her, because Italian people would like to have an opera singer in the family. But she's got trouble coughing, let alone singing. One day, she was in the shower singing 'Madame Butterfly,' three days later the Japs attacked Pearl Harbor.

  Pat Cooper

  Butterfly, Italian, People

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I took two important phone calls while in the shower today because I'm a goddam professional.

  AJ Lee

  Phones, Two, Important

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• Every time I see a guy walk out of an over-the-top sports car, I think they need a cold shower.

  Gia Allemand

  Sports, Thinking, Car

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• I had serious performance stage fright. I kept my singing to the confines of my shower and car, while doing the dishes, and in my basement, but I would burst out crying if anyone asked me to sing.

  Michelle Chamuel

  Car, Singing, Serious

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• So forgive me, love, if I cry in your shower. So forgive me, love, for the salt in your bed. So forgive me, love, if I cry all afternoon.

  Alanis Morissette

  Forgive Me, Forgiving, Bed

  Song: Your House, Album: Jagged Little Pill, 1995

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• So many people think that practicing an art is a good way to make a living. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sake. I'm talking about singing in the shower, I'm talking about dancing to the radio, I'm talking about writing a poem to a friend.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Art, Writing, Thinking

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• I am not the first to note the vast differences between the Wall Street protesters and the tea partiers. To name three: The tea partiers have jobs, showers and a point.

  Ann Coulter

  Jobs, Wall, Names

  "This Is What a Mob Looks Like". humanevents.com. October 5, 2011.

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• Sand. Everywhere. In the bed, in the shower, all over the floor. Grrrrr.

  T. S. Eliot

  Bed, Sand

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• I am glad you encouraged me with the 'Stoke' [his painting 'Stoke-by-Nayland', circa 1835] What say you to a summer morning? July or August, at eight or nine o'clock, after a slight shower during the night, to enhance the dews in the shadowed part of the picture, under 'Hedge row elms and hillocks green.' Then the plough, cart, horse, gate, cows, donkey, &c. are all good paintable material for the foreground, and the size of the canvas sufficient to try one's strength, and keep one at full collar.

  John Constable

  Summer, Morning, Horse

  "Constable". Book by Leslie Parris and Ian Fleming-Williams, Tate Gallery Publications, London, p. 380, Letter to William Purton (6 February 1836), 1993.

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