Showers Quotes - Page 18

• I've seen [Trump] appear in a film or a TV show cameo or the tabloids, and he's a grotesquely distasteful human being and always has been, always made me want to take a shower.

  Joss Whedon

  Tv Shows, Tabloids, Want

  Source: www.motherjones.com

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• When mothers talk about the depression of the empty nest, they're not mourning the passing of all those wet towels on the floor, or the music that numbs your teeth, or even the bottle of capless shampoo dribbling down the shower drain. They're upset because they've gone from supervisor of a child's life to a spectator. It's like being the vice president of the United States.

  Erma Bombeck

  Mother, Retirement, Children

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• God inclines to shower His graces upon us, but our perverted will is a barrier to His generosity.

  Ignatius of Loyola

  Generosity, Grace, Barriers

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• A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?

  Henny Youngman

  Men, Doors, Want

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• Hopefully the only things off-limits are crummy jokes, but being a standup comedian, I know that's not always the case... You know it when you have to take a shower afterward.

  Jon Stewart

  Comedian, Limits, Cases

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• I've seen [Donald Trump] appear in a film or a TV show cameo or the tabloids, and he's a grotesquely distasteful human being and always has been, always made me want to take a shower. But other people fell in love with him as a reality star. So does that mean that the entertainment industry is doing something wrong? I think reality TV answered that question a long time ago: Yes, it's doing something terribly wrong. But there's some great reality TV, and I'm not bagging on it completely.

  Joss Whedon

  Stars, Mean, Thinking

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• My routine actually stays pretty simple and consistent. Every morning I use the X-Out Wash-In Treatment with warm water in the shower. I towel dry my face, apply a moisturizer-sunscreen, and go!

  Tinashe

  Morning, Simple, Water

  Source: www.marieclaire.com

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• You need to shower at the end of the day.

  Margot Robbie

  The End Of The Day, Needs, Ends

  Source: www.harpersbazaar.com

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• If you're thinking about the idea in the shower. If you're thinking about the idea while you're walking your dog, there's probably something to it.

  Lin-Manuel Miranda

  Dog, Thinking, Ideas

  Source: highlightsalongtheway.com

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• I don't use no cologne, none of that. I just use cocoa butter and that's it. Everything I need is natural besides going to the shower and taking soap and shampoo and conditioner.

  DJ Khaled

  Needs, Use, Soap

  Source: www.elle.com

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• Any music star would be singing about his lost love. A movie would be about a relatable incident; it wasn't an untouchable magic dragon box. It was something that people could relate to, and when I vanished a girl, it would be a story about a girl that left me, or a cutting into pieces would be a date with a magician. I wouldn't just vanish a girl in a shower, I would do the shower scene from Psycho [1960] with a [Alfred] Hitchcock cameo.

  Judd Apatow

  Girl, Stars, Lost Love

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.

  Tim Allen

  Blow, Drunk, Soldier

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• Respect Life and Life will respect You. Love Life and Love will shower Blessings on You.

  Rajneesh

  Life And Love, Love Life, Blessing

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• Typically, [a victim of sexual assault] go home, take a shower, call their best friend, and evidence is lost. They say, "I can handle it." And they let time pass. And then, either the guy starts harassing them again or they see him do it to somebody else. Having that power on the first day is so important.

  Kirsten Gillibrand

  Home, Guy, Important

  Source: www.elle.com

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• Revolution is a phase, a mood, like spring, and just as spring has its buds and showers, so revolution has its ebullience, its bravery, its hope, and its solidarity. Some of these things pass.

  Rebecca Solnit

  Spring, Bravery, Bud

  Rebecca Solnit (2014). “The Encyclopedia of Trouble and Spaciousness”, p.22, Trinity University Press

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• I find that the three truly great times for thinking thoughts are when I am standing in the shower, sitting on the john, or walking. And the greatest of these, by far, is walking.

  Colin Fletcher

  Thinking, Three, Sitting

  Colin Fletcher, Chip Rawlins (2015). “The Complete Walker IV”, p.1224, Knopf

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• The actual Irish weather report is really a recording made in 1922, which no one has had occasion to change. "Scattered showers, periods of sunshine."

  Wilfrid Sheed

  Sunshine, Weather, Made

  Wilfrid Sheed (1978). “The good word & other words”, Dutton Adult

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• Before a baby is born, you have a baby shower, not a fetus shower.

  June Hunt

  Baby, Fetus, Born

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• Our lives change. Our feelings for each other change. Our bearings change. The song changes. The air changes. The temperature of the shower changes. Accept this. We must accept this.

  David Levithan

  Song, Life Changing, Air

  David Levithan (2011). “The Lover's Dictionary: A Novel”, p.94, Macmillan

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• When you're in prison, there's no hiding. These women are not hiding behind towels and shower curtains. They go to the bathroom with no doors on the stalls. It would actually look weird, if these women were hiding.

  Laura Prepon

  Doors, Looks, Towels

  Source: collider.com

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• We all love to sing along with our favorite songs. We sing in the car, in the shower, and at the karaoke bar. The problem is that half the time we don't know what we're singing. We're making up lyrics as we go along and hoping no one will notice.

  Shawn Amos

  Song, Car, Singing

  “'Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy' & Other Misheard Lyrics" by Shawn Amos, www.huffingtonpost.com. February 16, 2009.

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• Our contemporary brand of socialism has one fatal flaw. It's too expensive. When you try to shower benefits on so many recipients, you eventually must resort to subterfuge. Foremost among those tricks is money and credit expansion. Inevitably, you debase your currency.

  James Cook

  Trying, Credit, Benefits

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• I always take a cold shower to wake me up and close my pores. Then I moisturize my face.

  Audrina Patridge

  Faces, Cold

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• Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid war on the other side of the world-or been beaten and gassed by Police for trespassing on public property-or been hounded by the IRS for purely political reasons-or locked up in the Cook County Jail with a broken nose and no phone access and twelve perverts wanting to stomp your ass in the shower. That is when it matters who is President or Governor or Police Chief. That is when you will wish you had voted.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Stupid, War, Fighting

  Hunter S. Thompson (2012). “Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness”, p.294, Pan Macmillan

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• Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

  Conrad Hilton

  Tubs, Curtains, Shower Curtains

  Last words, 1979.

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