Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.
Cooking has always brought me a happiness that I didn't think was available. I just fire up the stove, and things start to fade away.
A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said 'I love your pictures - they're wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera.' He said nothing until dinner was finished, then: 'That was a wonderful dinner; you must have a terrific stove.
So often the pain of our life is no more than a reminder to take our hand off the stove.
At some point in your career, someone is going to tell you, "This stove is hot. Do not touch this stove." And the weird thing is, you'll want to touch it. But resist that urge, man.
Every morning the cuisinier must start again at zero, with nothing on the stove. That is what real cuisine is all about.
A grill is just a source of heat. Just like a stove, it is very user-friendly.
Don't take the attitude of waiting for people to be nice to you - be nice to them. Don't sit in front of a cold stove waiting for the heat. Put in the fuel. Act first.
I almost feel like throwing Jimmy into the stove, as the priest in Kulenberg did.
I am in love with my La Cornue custom-made stove - it's a dream to use and my favourite part of the kitchen.
Like a piece of ice on a hot stove the poem must ride on its own melting.
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there.
I'm actually a very shy person, which is why I always chose to be in the kitchen. You can make people happy and entertain them, without really being there. You can make a very short appearance and then say, 'I've got something on the stove, gotta go!
I just . . . knew, the way you know how to breathe or to pull your hand back from a hot stove.
I'm taking my skills to different people's homes that have stoves for it.
If a cat sits on a hot stove once, it will never sit on a cold one either.
Several years ago my dear wife went to the hospital. She left a note behind for the children: "Dear children, do not let Daddy touch the microwave" - followed by a comma, "or the stove, or the dishwasher, or the dryer." I'm embarrassed to add any more to that list.
An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?
Time to plant tears, says the almanac. The grandmother sings to the marvelous stove and the child draws another inscrutable house.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
My wrist deserve a shout out, 'I'm like what up wrist?' My stove deserve a shout out, 'I'm like what up stove?'
When one married a man, it was clear to me, one married also the sink and the stove.
Kids only learn that the stove is hot when they put their finger on and they burn it. This, unfortunately, is the limitation of our precious brain.
Sometimes I think I'll give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day.
My home kitchen is airy, with a gas stove, a stainless-steel island table in the center and granite countertops. It's very modest but there's tons of counter space, so you can slap down three or four cutting boards.
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