Stupid Quotes - Page 28

• Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.

  J. K. Rowling

  Uncles, Eggs, Mustache

  J.K. Rowling (2015). “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets”, p.8, Pottermore

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• Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people." She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?" "Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um.

  Rick Riordan

  Girl, Kissing, Two

  Rick Riordan (2009). “Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth”, p.262, Penguin UK

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• You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!

  Bryan Lee O'Malley

  Mother, Soul, Glue

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• He was dressed just like on TV, with lots of silver chains and bracelets, ripped jeans, and a black muscle shirt (Which was kind of stupid, since he didn't have any muscles).

  Rick Riordan

  Jeans, Black, Tvs

  Rick Riordan (2016). “The 39 Clues 1: The 39 Clues: The Maze of Bones”, p.17, Scholastic UK

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• She was having some difficulty piecing together exactly why she deserved to be in this place, but she wasn't stupid enough to deny that in the end life was cruel and didn't pay attention to what was fair.

  Ted Dekker

  Together, Attention, Pay

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• I feel a whole country growing inside me, thousands of years, millions of people, stupid, crazy, shrewd people, and all of them me. I never felt like that before, I never felt that there was anything inside me, even myself.

  Peter S. Beagle

  Country, Crazy, Years

  Peter S. Beagle, Kage Baker, Kelly Link, Jeffery Ford (2008). “Best American Fantasy 2”, p.194, Wildside Press LLC

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• We're not stupid! We're just poor! And we have a right to insist on this distinction

  Orhan Pamuk

  Poor, Distinction, Not Stupid

  Orhan Pamuk (2011). “Snow”, p.282, Faber & Faber

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• It seemed to me that the people who made the rules of the road had figured out everything that would help a person drive safely right down to having a sign that tells you you're passing through a place where deer cross. Somebody should stick up some signs on the highway of life. CAUTION: JERKS CROSSING. Blinking yellow lights when you're about to to something stupid. Stop signs in front of people who could hurt you. Green lights shining when you're doing the right thing. It would make the whole experience easier.

  Joan Bauer

  Hurt, Light, Yellow

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• God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)

  Kim Harrison

  Eye, Ifs

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• I found myself staring at her, which was stupid since I'd seen her a billion times. Still, she seemed so much more mature. It was kind of intimidating. I mean, sure, she'd always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful.

  Rick Riordan

  Cute, Beautiful, Mean

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• When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

  Scott Adams

  Giving, Choke, Life Gives You Lemons

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• Hey!" I screamed, waving the jacket, running to one side of the monster. "Hey, stupid! Ground beef!

  Rick Riordan

  Running, Monsters, Beef

  Rick Riordan (2006). “The lightning thief”

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• Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I'd known what was coming, I would've called in sick. I could've avoided an army of demons, a fight with a Titan, and a trick that almost got my friends and me cast into eternal darkness. But no, I had to take my stupid English exam.

  Rick Riordan

  Fighting, Army, Ideas

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• What did it mean to be called “lord”? I’ll assume you’ve never had the honor, since I doubt any of you happen to be British royalty. (And, if by chance you are, then let me say, “Hello, Your Majesty! Welcome to my stupid book. Can I borrow some cash?”)

  Brandon Sanderson

  Book, Mean, Doubt

  Brandon Sanderson (2016). “The Scrivener's Bones: Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians”, p.114, Macmillan

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• Smart stupid. Stupid smart.

  Michael Grant

  Smart

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• Stupid to speak of blame when the wills of the immortals are involved.

  Jacqueline Carey

  Blame, Speak, Involved

  Jacqueline Carey (2003). “Kushiel's Chosen: A Novel”, p.48, Macmillan

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• Mortimer's face twisted when the Piper pressed his knife against his ribs. Oh yes, he's obviously made the wrong enemies in this story, thought Orpheus. And the wrong friends. But that was high-minded heroes for you. Stupid.

  Cornelia Funke

  Hero, Knives, Enemy

  Cornelia Funke (2011). “Inkdeath”, p.472, Chicken House

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• Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Have you been watching Oprah again?

  James Patterson

  Way, Maximum Ride, Deals

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• Wherever you look there’s meanness and corruption. This room, this bottle of grape wine, these fruits in the basket, are all products of profit and loss. A fellow can’t live without giving his passive acceptance to meanness. Somebody wears his tail to a frazzle for every mouthful we eat and every stitch we wear—and nobody seems to know. Everybody is blind, dumb, and blunt-headed—stupid and mean.

  Carson McCullers

  Wine, Mean, Acceptance

  Carson McCullers (2010). “The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter”, p.69, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• What's your name?" what?" i asked, squinting at the light. your name." I reconized Dr. Olendzki peering over me. you know my name." I want you to tell me." Rose. Rose Hathaway." Do you know your birthday?" Of course I do. Why are you asking me such stupid things? Did you lose my records?" Dr. Olendzki gave an exasperated sigh and walked off, taking the annoying light with her. "I think she's fine.

  Richelle Mead

  Thinking, Light, Names

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• Kayla Robinson, if you don't shut up I'll fly down there and suck every last bit of blood from your stupid cheating cow body!

  P. C. Cast

  Cheating, Blood, Kayla

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• Then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore.

  Neil Gaiman

  Love, Life, Smile

  "The Sandman: The Kindly Ones". Book by Neil Gaiman, 1996.

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• The right to be irresponsible and stupid is something I hold very dear. And luckily it is something I do well.

  Bono

  Dear, Wells, Irresponsible

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• There we go again, old men and their stupid arguments. What a pain. ~Toshiro Hitsugaya

  Tite Kubo

  Pain, Men, Old Man

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• Convince yourself that you are working in clay, not marble, on paper not eternal bronze: Let that first sentence be as stupid as it wishes.

  Jacques Barzun

  Block, Writing, Wish

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