Stupid Quotes - Page 26

• My parents are muggles, mate. They don't know nothing about no deaths at Hogwarts, because I'm not stupid enough to tell them.

  J. K. Rowling

  Parent, Muggles, Hogwarts

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• See?" Fezzik pointed then. Far down, at the very bottom of the mountain path, the man in black could be seen running. "Inigo is beaten." Inconceivable!" exploded the Sicilian. Fezzik never dared disagree with the hunchback. "I'm so stupid," Fezzik nodded. "Inigo has not lost to the man in black, he has defeated him. And to prove it he has put on all the man in black's clothes and masks and hoods and boots and gained eighty pounds.

  William Goldman

  Running, Men, Clothes

  William Goldman (2013). “The Princess Bride”, p.100, A&C Black

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• We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them.

  Adam Rex

  Arizona, Bed, Twenties

  Adam Rex (2013). “The True Meaning of Smekday”, p.302, A&C Black

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• And if you eat enough of those souls, they begin to corrupt you until you become one of them. Everyone knows that. (Kat) Only if you’re stupid. I’m two hundred years old and I haven’t turned yet. You just have to learn to hum a lot so you don’t hear their bullshit echoing in your head. (Damien)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Years, Two, Bullshit

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• Don’t be stupid, Katra. Never speak in anger and never try to force your will onto someone else. You’ll never find peace in that. (Acheron)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Trying, Speak, Finding Peace

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2007). “Devil May Cry: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.296, Macmillan

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• When you're right there in the crisi, you'll do anything to make yourself feel better, distract yourself from the misery, deny reality, not matter how stupid.

  Anna Maxted

  Feel Better, Reality, Matter

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• Because I have nothing else to live for. You told me of your brother’s betrayal. Imagine your own father calling out his hounds to kill your infant daughter and husband. Imagine what it was like to watch them die and then be taken and punished for something you didn’t do. To be stripped of your dignity and emotions because your father was embarrassed by a stupid, insignificant dream he’d had and he blamed everyone who walks in the dreams for it. You feel your pain, Aiden. I feel mine. (Leta)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Daughter, Dream, Brother

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• I don't want any funny business, and above all I don't want to be dragged into other people's funny business. If it's to be my head on the block, I want to know that it's doing there, and not that it's some stupid things that other people have done.

  Hans Fallada

  Block, People, Done

  Hans Fallada (2009). “Every Man Dies Alone”, p.65, Melville House

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• That's what's so stupid about the whole magic thing, you know. You spend twenty years learning the spell that makes nude virgins appear in your bedroom, and then you're so poisoned by quicksilver fumes and half-blind from reading old grimoires that you can't remember what happens next.

  Terry Pratchett

  Reading, Years, Magic

  Terry Pratchett (2008). “The Colour Of Magic: (Discworld Novel 1)”, p.66, Random House

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• You know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree." One of the giants grinned at him. Druellae snorted. "Stupid! Where do you think acorns come from?

  Terry Pratchett

  Thinking, Tree, Giants

  Terry Pratchett (2008). “The Colour Of Magic: (Discworld Novel 1)”, p.116, Random House

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• P.S. Nothing personal, but I think this journal assignment is a waste of time. I know I have to do something to make up for all the work I'm missing at school, but I HATE busywork. And that's what this journal thing is. Half the teachers at school assign work they never read. When we get stupid assignments like that, I always write somewhere on my paper "blah blah blah" or "I bet you're not even reading this," are you? or "Give me a sign if you're reading this." They never are.

  Kate Klise

  Teacher, Hate, Reading

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• Where do you get the right to decide our lives? I'll tell you where. From that little hog's gut that hangs between your legs. Well, let me tell you something... you will need more than that. I don't know where you will get it or who will give it to you, but mark my words, you will need more than that.... You are a sad, pitiful, stupid, selfish, hateful man. I hope your little hog's gut stands you in good stead, and you take good care of it, because you don't have anything else.

  Toni Morrison

  Selfish, Men, Giving

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• Government! Three-fourths parasitic and the rest stupid fumbling - oh, Harshaw concluded that man, a social animal, could not avoid government, any more than an individual could escape bondage to his bowels. But simply because an evil was inescapable was no reason to term it "good." He wished that government would wander off and get lost! (96)

  Robert A. Heinlein

  Animal, Men, Evil

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• Right, and the definition of basic stupidity is to keep doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a different result. I’m not stupid. (Xypher) I didn’t say to keep doing it. Move forward with purpose. Examine what went wrong and correct that one mistake. (Acheron)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Mistake, Moving, Different

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• As often happened, Charmain began to despair of getting her mother to understand. She's not stupid, she just never lets her mind out, she thought.

  Diana Wynne Jones

  Mother, Mind, Despair

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• Hey, T-Rex? Remind me next time I want to get smartass with you that it’s a really stupid move on my part? (Talon) Oh, no, you don’t, you wuss. You told me the next time you saw Ash you were going to ask him if he’d seen the movie 10,000 BC and if it’d made him homesick. (Wulf)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Moving, Ashes, Hey

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Acheron: A Dark-Hunter Novel”, p.756, St. Martin's Press

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• Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  People, Moron, Knows

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• That depends on the man. I like breasts myself. A nice rack goes a long way in getting me to do just about anything. Even stupid things. (Phobos) You are so offensive! (Delphine) Oh, please, I’m ten thousand years old. You’re lucky I’m not more chauvinistic than I am. Babe, I’ve come a long way. (Phobos)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Nice, Men, Years

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• What are you? Stupid? Of course they have a guard. What part of ‘You’re a prisoner’ did you miss? (Delphine)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Missing, Prisoner, Courses

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Dream Warrior”, p.54, Macmillan

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• I can’t believe I was ever stupid enough to trust Noir. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (Zeth)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Believe, Dark, Cookies

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Dream Warrior”, p.244, Macmillan

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• You told me there wouldn’t be any Rod Serling voice-overs, yet here I am in the middle of a Twilight Zone episode. Oh, and let me guess the title of it, Night of the Terminally Stupid! (Channon)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Twilight, Night, Here I Am

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2005). “Dragonswan”, p.37, Penguin

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• And you chose to fight for Artemis instead, what kind of stupid are you? (Jeff)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Fighting, Kind, Artemis

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). “A Hard Day's Night Searcher”, p.305, Macmillan

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• When people look you in the eye and call you stupid, dont look away, but tell them that half of the world is stupid and they are one of them because they are dening their own stupidity.

  Meg Cabot

  Eye, People, Looks

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• I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?" A muscle ticked below his eye. "You should have told me anyway." "While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I'm Disease, not Stupid.

  Gena Showalter

  Eye, Should Have, Care

  Gena Showalter (2016). “The Darkest Night”, p.19, HQN Books

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• Infuriatingly stupid analysts - especially people who called themselves Arabists, yet who seemed to know next to nothing about the reality of the Islamic world - wrote reams of commentary [after 9/11]. Their articles were all about Islam saving Aristotle and the zero, which medieval Muslim scholars had done more than eight hundred years ago; about Islam being a religion of peace and tolerance, not the slightest bit violent. These were fairy tales, nothing to do with the real world I knew.

  Ayaan Hirsi Ali

  Zero, Real, Islamic

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