Swear Quotes - Page 23

• Microsoft unleashed something called Bob, a program that's supposed to make Windows easier to use. Until a Bob helper is born, you can look forward to reading - I swear this is true - Microsoft Bob for Dummies.

  Josh Quittner

  Reading, Design, Looks

  "Computers & Technology" by Joshua Quittner, www.sfgate.com. June 11, 1995.

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• That's the way girls are isn't it? They swear eternal friendship, and then as soon as a man's in the case it's all forgotten.

  Jude Morgan

  Girl, Men, Eternal Friendship

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• Go with your love to the fields.
  Lie down in the shade. Rest your head
  in her lap. Swear allegiance
  to what is nighest your thoughts.
  
  As soon as the generals and the politicos
  can predict the motions of your mind,
  lose it. Leave it as a sign
  to mark the false trail, the way
  you didn't go.
  
  Be like the fox
  who makes more tracks than necessary,
  some in the wrong direction.
  Practice resurrection.

  Wendell Berry

  Lying, Practice, Track

  Wendell Berry, “Manifesto: The Mad Farmer Liberation Front”

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• If we show Allah just a little bit of gratitude, He tells us, 'I will increase you, and increase you, and increase you, I swear to it. If you could only show Me the least bit of gratitude.'

  Nouman Ali Khan

  Gratitude, Littles, Increase

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• Every time a cool rock chick or actress seems to respect themselves as a strong woman, I'm like, 'Yeah!' And I love them, and they're my girls. And then they start to go downhill and people aren't paying attention anymore. So they start stripping their clothes off, because that's all they have left. I swear to everything I've ever known, I will never do that

  Amy Lee

  Girl, Strong Women, Rocks

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• You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

  Peter Kay

  Tea, Biscuits, Dip

  "Mum Wants A Bungalow". Stand-up comedy tour by Peter Kay, 2003.

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• Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.

  Marilyn Sokol

  Funny, Sex, Humor

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• Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.

  Celia Rivenbark

  Lovely Lady, Lunch, Anthem

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• Most of us have participated in the trust exercise in which one person falls back and is caught by a peer. Even if the catch is made a hundred times in a row, the trust is broken forever if the friend lets you fall the next time as a joke. Even if he swears he is sorry and will never let you fall again, you can never fall back without a seed of doubt.

  Rafe Esquith

  Sorry, Fall, Exercise

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• The more I swear I'm happy the more I'm feeling alone

  Rihanna

  Feeling Alone, Feelings

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• There is a verse [in the Koran] that says God swears by time. Anything you gain in life, you pay for with your time. Time is the most important thing that has been given to man.

  Shirin Ebadi

  Men, Design, Important

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• In my opinion, if most urban meat-eaters were to visit an industrial broiler house, to se how the birds are raised, and could see the birds being "harvested" and then being "processed" in a poultry processing plant, they would not be impressed and some, perhaps many of them would swear off eating chicken and perhaps all meat.

  Peter Cheeke

  House, Bird, Environmental

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• In each person I catch the fleeting suggestion of something beautiful and swear eternal friendship with that.

  George Santayana

  Beauty, Beautiful, Suggestions

  George Santayana (1986). “The Works of George Santayana”

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• I'm a thug, but I swear for three days I cried.

  The Notorious B.I.G.

  Sadness, Thug, Three

  Song: Miss U, Album: Life After Death

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• I run; I am a coward at heart. I swear, when I smell violence or aggression the coward comes out in me. I have no desire to fight anybody except myself.

  Rutger Hauer

  Running, Heart, Fighting

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• I tend to not watch things that are current. And then if everybody swears it's amazing then I'll like watch the whole series in a weekend.

  Hank Azaria

  Weekend, Watches, Currents

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• My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers.

  Tom Conti

  Kitchen, Plot, Utensils

  "This much I know: Tom Conti". Interview with Shahesta Shaitly, www.theguardian.com. March 26, 2011.

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• I come from a working-class family in Pittsburgh, whereas 'Mike & Molly' deals with the working class in Chicago. I swear a little, but I pretty much talk the same. It's not like when you see someone like Tim Allen and he's a lot bluer onstage.

  Billy Gardell

  Class, Chicago, Pittsburgh

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• Believe it or not, I swear I'm just a human being.

  Nelly

  Believe, Egotism, Humans

  Song: Splurge, Album: Nellyville

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• When old Bobby does Elvis, you swear it's the real mccoy. Another Friday night in the life of a country boy.

  Kenny Chesney

  Friday, Country, Real

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• The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur reek. Yes, it was him alright, I swear.

  Frank Zappa

  Evil, Tails, Widows

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• There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear.

  Ewan McGregor

  Scotland, Cracks, Scots

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Told me my tape taught them to swear. What about the make-up you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear?

  Eminem

  Daughter, Art, Media

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• The night I was born, Lord I swear the moon turned a fire red.

  Jimi Hendrix

  Family, Moon, Night

  Song: Voodoo Chile, Album: Electric Ladyland

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• It is the Jew who lies when he swears allegiance to another faith; who becomes a danger to the world.

  Stephen Samuel Wise

  Lying, World, Danger

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