Tonight Quotes - Page 5

• Do your job and do it right, life's a ball, TV tonight.

  Frank Zappa

  Jobs, Work, Balls

  Song: Brown Shoes Don't Make It

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• What's the condition of America like, spiritually, tonight? Zero. Why? Because we've got blind men coming out of seminaries. Men there don't teach them; they don't hear a word about Hell. They're blind themselves, and as blind men, they lead the blind and they go to Hell.

  Leonard Ravenhill

  Zero, Men, America

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• I'm the producer of "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon," so I definitely have an exciting day job.

  Josh Lieb

  Jobs, Exciting, Producers

  "Wanna Write For Latenight? Get Tips From A 'Tonight Show' Producer". Interview with Kat Rosenfield, www.mtv.com. May 4, 2015.

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• For I must write to The Times tonight, and save the world from sin.

  A. P. Herbert

  Writing, World, Sin

  "Laughing Ann". Book by A. P. Herbert, 1925.

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• When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more nearly certain than others. It is much more nearly certain that we are assembled here tonight than it is that this or that political party is in the right. Certainly there are degrees of certainty, and one should be very careful to emphasize that fact, because otherwise one is landed in an utter skepticism, and complete skepticism would, of course, be totally barren and completely useless.

  Bertrand Russell

  Party, Thinking, Political

  Bertrand Russell (2016). “Why I Am Not a Christian”, p.22, Lulu Press, Inc

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• Meryl Streep is on the program tonight. I like to throw her a little work whenever I can.

  David Letterman

  Littles, Program, I Can

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• I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight.

  Kevin Spacey

  Drunk, Knows

  "Spacey Wins Oscar for Best Supporting Actor". articles.latimes.com. March 26, 1996.

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• Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

  David Letterman

  Next Week, Bills, Shows

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• George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

  David Letterman

  Next Week, Paint, Program

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• Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.

  David Letterman

  Names, Two, Giving

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• Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.

  David Letterman

  Running, President, United States

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• I'd just like to thank everybody who was involved in the film, especially Brendan Gleeson and Ruaidhrí Conroy. And Ruaidhrí, I'm sorry that you couldn't be here tonight but I hope next time, if they let you into the country.

  Martin McDonagh

  Country, Sorry, Next

  Martin McDonagh's Academy Awards Acceptance Speech, aaspeechesdb.oscars.org. March 5, 2006.

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• I'm so excited. Jay Leno is on the show tonight. He brought some really funny jokes and some great stories. Although I'm a little concerned he also brought his old desk and Kevin Eubanks. I just want Jay to be comfortable, but not too comfortable.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Stories, Kevin, Want

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• I am living today as someone I had not yet become yesterday and tonight I will borrow only pieces of who I am today to carry with me to tomorrow.

  Andrea Gibson

  Who I Am, Yesterday, Pieces

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• Today she met me at the door, said I would have to choose, if I picked up that fishing rod today, she'd be packing all her things and she'd be gone by noon....well I'm gonna miss her when I get home tonight.

  Brad Paisley

  Home, Sea, Fishing

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• Liverpool will be without Kvarme tonight - he's illegible.

  Jimmy Armfield

  Football, Commentators, Liverpool

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• We've been beaten before but never defeated. Tonight we were defeated.

  Helenio Herrera

  Soccer, Football, Defeated

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• Not too long ago, my opponent made a prediction. He said I would probably win Pennsylvania, he would win North Carolina, and Indiana would be the tiebreaker. Well, tonight we've come from behind, we've broken the tie, and, thanks to you, it's full speed on to the White House.

  Hillary Clinton

  Winning, Long Ago, White

  "Obama Extends Lead; Full Speed Ahead for Hillary Clinton: She's Staying in Until the End". "American Morning", www.cnn.com. May 7, 2008.

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• Tonight you will eat fish. Tomorrow, you may die.

  Robert Jordan

  May, Tomorrow, Fishes

  Robert Jordan (2002). “The Dragon Reborn: Book Three of 'The Wheel of Time'”, p.494, Macmillan

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• They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.

  Joan Rivers

  San Francisco, Trying, Stylist

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• Whatever you do today you've got to sleep with tonight.

  Aaron Tippin

  Sleep, Today

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• Finally ... You have accomplished your mission in going there tonight - you were 'seen,' and you furnished your host and hostess with the sincerest proof of your great love and friendship for them - you endured their cocktail party.

  Letitia Baldrige

  Party, Great Love, Love And Friendship

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• Internet radio stations like KCRW do take you everywhere, yet thats just one of a hundred small things you have to do to succeed. It used to be, if you just got on the cover of Rolling Stone and a spotlight on The Tonight Show, that was enough.

  Teddy Thompson

  Stones, Succeed, Rolling

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• I only wear heels when it's 100-percent required, and even sometimes not then. I have to talk myself into a bra. I've done an hour of standup where I've been like, "I don't have to wear a bra tonight." If you're going to be on camera, you have to get it together, but other than that, I am pretty lazy as a woman.

  Amy Schumer

  Lazy, Together, Cameras

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• Im the guy wholl drive 250 miles tonight and be at the gym tomorrow at 10 A.M., when people are still sleeping in. Im the guy wholl fly to Australia and find a gym. Fly back and first thing I do off the plane is work out before I shower or eat.

  John Cena

  Sleep, Australia, People

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