Tonight Quotes - Page 8

• I'd just like to thank everybody who was involved in the film, especially Brendan Gleeson and Ruaidhrí Conroy. And Ruaidhrí, I'm sorry that you couldn't be here tonight but I hope next time, if they let you into the country.

  Martin McDonagh

  Country, Sorry, Next

  Martin McDonagh's Academy Awards Acceptance Speech, aaspeechesdb.oscars.org. March 5, 2006.

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• 52,000 here tonight, but it sounds like 50,000.

  Bryon Butler

  Football, Sound, Commentators

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• It's really not that hard. If I do a Tonight Show, it's six or seven minutes. If I do a concert, it's 90 minutes. If I do an interview, that's 15 minutes. So by the end of the day I've done three hours worth of work.

  Howie Mandel

  The End Of The Day, Interviews, Six

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• Hurry up Gene, I got a date tonight.

  Walter Hagen

  Golf, Genes

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• I got a call from my mom today, she says, 'Well, David, I see you didn't get the 'Tonight Show' again.'

  David Letterman

  Mom, Today, Shows

  "Fallon replaces Leno on 'Tonight Show,' but the joke's on Letterman" by Ed Payne and Bree Hare, www.cnn.com. April 4, 2013.

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• They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.

  Joan Rivers

  San Francisco, Trying, Stylist

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• Tonight I'll be interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro and Djimon Honsou - and yes, those are actors, not caterers.

  Joan Rivers

  Castles, Actors

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• Brethren, 225,000 of you are here tonight. I suppose 225,000 of you may become gods. There seems to be plenty of space out there in the universe. And the Lord has proved that he knows how to do it. I think he could make, or probably have us help make, worlds for all of us, for every one of us 225,000.

  Spencer W. Kimball

  Thinking, Space, World

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• Money is only money, beans tonight and steak tomorrow. So long as you can look yourself in the eye.

  Meridel Le Sueur

  Money, Eye, Long

  Meridel Le Sueur (1955). “Crusaders: the radical legacy of Marian and Arthur Le Sueur”, Minnesota Historical Society Pr

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• Internet radio stations like KCRW do take you everywhere, yet thats just one of a hundred small things you have to do to succeed. It used to be, if you just got on the cover of Rolling Stone and a spotlight on The Tonight Show, that was enough.

  Teddy Thompson

  Stones, Succeed, Rolling

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• I only wear heels when it's 100-percent required, and even sometimes not then. I have to talk myself into a bra. I've done an hour of standup where I've been like, "I don't have to wear a bra tonight." If you're going to be on camera, you have to get it together, but other than that, I am pretty lazy as a woman.

  Amy Schumer

  Lazy, Together, Cameras

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• Not for the mighty world. O Lord, tonight, Nations and kingdoms in their fearful might--Let me be glad the kettle gently sings, Let me be grateful for little things.

  Edna Jaques

  Grateful, Kingdoms, World

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• If school days are the happiest days of your life, I'm hanging myself with my skip-rope tonight.

  Jackie Kennedy

  School, Rope, Skip

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• Americans are so direct. They'd ask me, 'What's your five-year plan? Do you have a five-year plan?' I don't know what I'm having for my tea tonight let alone a five-year plan.

  Ashley Jensen

  Years, Tea, Ask Me

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• I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . .

  Melvin Helitzer

  Men, Talent, Introducing

  Melvin Helitzer (1992). “Comedy Writing Secrets”, Writers Digest Books

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• There's just a law to the universe. We can have the San Andreas rip tonight. You've nothing to do with that. We could have had that super hurricane, that, look what it did to South Carolina two or three hundred miles offshore! Imagine if a category 5 eye wall went right up the Chesapeake Bay. They can say "well, mankind did that." No, mother nature decides. So, will we survive? I'm sure we will.

  Matt Drudge

  Mother, Wall, Rip

  Source: noworldorder.com

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• Tonight is not the end of the world. This is our hot tip of the evening.

  Frederick Lenz

  Buddhism, Hot, World

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• We ran out of talent tonight. The guys played as hard as they could, as long as we could.

  LeBron James

  Nba Championships, Long, Guy

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• Fasting is as sensual as eating. Being celibate is as sensual as having sex. They're just different choices, different videos that you've selected to view tonight.

  Frederick Lenz

  Sex, Buddhism, Views

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• Some street jokes are just timeless. There's an old street joke about comedians. The joke is that a beautiful girl comes up to a comedian at the end of the night and says, "I saw your show tonight, and I just loved it. I want to go home with you, and I'll do anything you want." And the comedian says, "Were you at the 7 or the 9?" That's just a perfect joke, because it points out how egomaniacal and obsessive comedians are. Even though I'm not waiting for a groupie, I can completely understand it. It just defines how comedians are driven.

  Amy Schumer

  Beautiful, Girl, Home

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• Saw Torres play their first New York show tonight at Cake Shop. SO good. Do yourself a favor and check out her record. Her voice is KILLER.

  Sharon Van Etten

  New York, Cake, Play

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• Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when he's arguing with three people at once, it's his wife, his ex-wife, and his mistress.

  Jay Leno

  Cnn, Wife, People

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• I can speak volumes about the guy sitting next to me. You look at his stat line tonight, he had a lot of foul trouble and didn't really get going, but when he was in there, he was defending. He was playing physical, and he was doing everything he could to help us win.

  Stephen Curry

  Winning, Nba Championships, Guy

  "Game Quotes: Cavaliers vs. Golden State Warriors - June 16". Interview, scores.nba.com. June 17, 2015.

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• "A child!" said Edith, looking at her. "When was I a child? What childhood did you ever leave to me? I was a woman - artful, designing, mercenary, laying snares for men - before I knew myself, or you, or even understood the base and wretched aim of every new display I learnt. You gave birth to a woman. Look upon her. She is in her pride tonight."

  Charles Dickens

  Children, Character, Pride

  Charles Dickens (1867). “Charles Dickens's works. Charles Dickens ed. [18 vols. of a 21 vol. set. Wanting A child's history of England; Christmas stories; The mystery of Edwin Drood].”, p.245

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• It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

  Jerry Coleman

  Funny, Baseball, Real

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