Your Husband Quotes - Page 2

• I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he could be wicked and wouldn't.

  Lucy Maud Montgomery

  Love, Marriage, Thank You

  Lucy Maud Montgomery (2015). “Anne of Green Gables Collection: Anne of Green Gables, Anne of the Island, and More Anne Shirley Books”, p.610, Xist Publishing

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• I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you.

  H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

  Husband, Important, Matter

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• There will come a day, I promise you, when the thought of your son, or daughter, or your wife or your husband, brings a smile to your lips before it brings a tear to your eye. It will happen. My prayer for you is that day will come sooner than later.

  Joe Biden

  Daughter, Prayer, Husband

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• Always be on time. Never try to make any personal engagements. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Never be disturbed by anything. Always do what you're told to do as quickly as possible. Remember to lean back in a parade, so that people can see your husband. Don't get too fat to ride three on a seat. Get out of the way as quickly as you're not needed.

  Eleanor Roosevelt

  Husband, Talking, People

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• If you want a successful marriage, let your husband do what he wants to do.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Husband, Successful, Want

  "Big Fat Lies", www.motherjones.com. May/June 1995.

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• As a woman you are better off in life earning your own money. You couldn't prevent your husband from leaving you or taking another wife, but you could have some of your dignity if you didn't have to beg him for financial support.

  Ayaan Hirsi Ali

  Husband, Wife, Support

  Ayaan Hirsi Ali (2008). “Infidel”, p.144, Simon and Schuster

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• I'll never forget you. Your husband will beat you with an extension cord and the bus will pull away leaving you standing there in tears, but you were my mother.

  Denis Johnson

  Mother, Husband, Leaving

  Denis Johnson (2009). “Jesus' Son: Stories”, p.39, Macmillan

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• I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option.

  Khloe Kardashian

  Girl, Husband, Divorce

  "Khloe Kardashian: 'Divorce Is Not an Option'". Interview with Charlotte Triggs, people.com. May 2, 2012.

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• I think being an effective First Lady is first of all being the partner that your husband needs.

  Elizabeth Edwards

  Husband, Thinking, Needs

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• When you're filming, you work 19-hour days and you know more about what's going on with your crew and co-workers than you do with your husband. You're away, you miss things. It's taxing. Relationships fail because of it.

  Kim Cattrall

  Husband, Missing, Failing

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• Romance is important to me, and to have a romance with your husband takes a bit of doing. The key is to make sure your partner misses you. That means you have to take yourself away.

  Tori Amos

  Husband, Mean, Keys

  "Tori Amos: 'Anything is easier to talk about in music than in conversation'". Interview with Tim Teeman, www.theguardian.com. September 14, 2013.

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• I've married a man who owns nine cows," said Jinjur to Ozma, "and now I am happy and contented and willing to lead a quiet life and mind my own business." "Where is your husband?" asked Ozma. "He is in the house, nursing a black eye," replied Jinjur, calmly. "The foolish man would insist upon milking the red cow when I wanted him to milk the white one; but he will know better next time, I am sure.

  L. Frank Baum

  Husband, Eye, Nursing

  L. Frank Baum (2016). “Ozma of Oz: American Literature”, p.105, VM eBooks

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• In three days," he continued, "I will be your husband. I will take a solemn vow to protect you until death do us part. Do you understand what that means?" "You'll save me from marauding minotaurs?

  Julia Quinn

  Husband, Mean, Three

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• I was never a dangerous woman. I'm not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away.

  Catherine Deneuve

  Husband, Blonde, Dangerous

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• Your husband this morning! Mine tonight! What do you take him for?' 'A man' smiled Cynthia. 'And therefore, if you won't let me call him changeable, I'll coin a word and call him consolable.

  Elizabeth Gaskell

  Morning, Husband, Men

  Elizabeth Gaskell (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Elizabeth Gaskell (Illustrated)”, p.2246, Delphi Classics

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• I could have told him that nothing was safe and that no matter how careful you were and how hard you tried, there were still accidents, hidden traps, and snares. You could get killed on an airplane or crossing the street. Your marriage could fall apart when you weren't looking; your husband could lose his job; our baby could get sick or die.

  Jennifer Weiner

  Baby, Jobs, Husband

  Jennifer Weiner (2006). “Little Earthquakes”, p.509, Simon and Schuster

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• Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?" "Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth." "Oh, you say that when you don't get a prize in your Lucky Charms.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Husband, Thinking, Lucky Charms

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• Can you cook books and feed them to your husband? Stay at home with your mother. Learn to cook and clean. Grow vegetables.

  Tsitsi Dangarembga

  Mother, Husband, Book

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• Even if I had expected it, even if I had known what I was going to do with my life, it would have knocked the wind out of me. When something that violent hits you, you can't help but lose your balance and fall. And after you pick yourself up, you realize you can't trust anybody to save you- not your husband, not your mother, not God. So what can you do to stop yourself from tilting and falling all over again?

  Amy Tan

  Mother, Husband, Fall

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• When you like what you like, it makes it easy for your husband to shop for you!

  Niecy Nash

  Husband, You Like It, Easy

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• If you lie to your husband - even about something so banal as how much you drink - each lie is a brick in a wall going up between you, and when he tells you he loves you, it's deflected away.

  Mary Karr

  Wall, Husband, Lying

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• I shall not tell your husband and you shall not tell my wife." Tell them what?" That you and I were outwitted by a ropma." That would be shamful." Girl, we could never live it down.

  Donita K. Paul

  Girl, Husband, Wife

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• When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'

  Natalie Portman

  Mom, Teacher, Husband

  "The Late Show with David Letterman", www.oocities.org. November 24, 1994.

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• It might do wonders for your marriage,” Amelia continued. “It’s lovely to talk to your husband after you’ve been to bed together. They just lie there feeling grateful and say yes to everything.” - Amelia to Poppy

  Lisa Kleypas

  Husband, Lying, Grateful

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• Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive... it'll put your husband in a bad mood.

  Diane von Furstenberg

  Husband, Bad Mood, Expensive

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