There is still no cure for the common birthday.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Time and tide wait for no man.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
If possible, forget the past. Look forward to the future.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
We turn not older with years but newer every day.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
A benefit consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
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