May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.
Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice.
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.
Every new year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: ‘To rise above little things’.
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.