Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
Students never think it can be the teacher's fault and so I thought I was stupid. I was frustrated and would come home and cry because I couldn't do it. Then we got a new teacher who made math accessible. That made all the difference and I learned that it's how you present it that makes it scary or friendly.
I've got a 27-inch waist. Before, I was stupid smaller. Finding clothes in the South was impossible.
But in any case, I did poorly on the tests and so, in the first three years of school, I had teachers who thought I was stupid and when people think you're stupid, they have low expectations for you.
At sixteen I was stupid, confused and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self-confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a short break in adolescence?
I used to believe in the pretty pictures that were all around me, but now I know for sure that I was stupid.
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