I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies.
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.