A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.
I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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