Great moments are born from great opportunities.
How to be the best that you can be
This is your time. Their time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em. This is your time. Now go out there and take it!
And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
When a defining moment comes along, you define the moment, or the moment defines you.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.
You can't handle the truth!
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
I loved 'Clueless.' That was one of my favorite movies of all time.
One of my favorite movies of all time is Fargo.
Are you crying? There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball.
The Princess Bride is one of my favorite movies, of all time.
Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's about you and your relationship with yourself, your family and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is you did everything you could. There wasn't one more thing you could've done. Can you live in that moment as best you can, with clear eyes, and love in your heart, with joy in your heart? If you can do that gentleman - you're perfect!
I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
The name on the front is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back.
I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
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