Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.
Criticism is something we can avoid easily by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.
Failure is delay, but not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead-end street.
Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
Allow the purity of evil to guide you.
If you try me, I will make you famous.
I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the depths of my memory, only to have to do it all again tomorrow.
You can't hide... from The Deadman.
Failure is not fatal. Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. It should challenge us to new heights of accomplishments, not pull us to new depths of despair. From honest failure can come valuable experience.
Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.
Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
I don`t make mistakes. I bury them.
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.
I've crippled more people than polio.
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