Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Failure is delay, but not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead-end street.
Allow the purity of evil to guide you.
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
Criticism is something we can avoid easily
by saying nothing, doing nothing,
and being nothing.
Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker
Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears.
Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave
Failure is not fatal. Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. It should challenge us to new heights of accomplishments, not pull us to new depths of despair. From honest failure can come valuable experience.
If the eyes are the windows to the soul, you're not going to like the view.
So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.
When my mother died, my father was in a crisis, my sister was in a crisis, everyone was in a crisis. I went round the night my mother was lying in the kitchen, and I organised everything, from the undertaker to the funeral... I looked after everybody, I sorted it all out and Ive done so ever since.
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.
I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister.
APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider
BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that with which the old physicians have supplied the undertaker.
Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.
I've crippled more people than polio.
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
The fear of death is far greater than the death itself. But the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all!
Fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all.
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