Undertaker Quotes - Page 2

• My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

  Fred Allen

  Uncles, Southern, Alabama

  Fred Allen (2008). “Much Ado About Me”, p.102, Wildside Press LLC

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• If the eyes are the windows to the soul, you're not going to like the view.

  The Undertaker

  Eye, Window To The Soul, Views

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• Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.

  The Undertaker

  Sweet, Want, Sweet Things

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• Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.

  The Undertaker

  Funny, Sleep, Wwe

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• Fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all.

  Yvon Chouinard

  Greatest Fear, Fear Of The Unknown

  "180° South". Documentary, Drama, Sport, www.imdb.com. 2010.

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• I've crippled more people than polio.

  The Undertaker

  People, Polio, Crippled

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• The fear of death is far greater than the death itself. But the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all!

  The Undertaker

  Greatest Fear, Fear Of The Unknown, Fear Of Death

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• One mistake up here and it's half a day out with the undertaker!

  Fred Dibnah

  Mistake, Half, One Mistake

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I don't think The Undertaker and Triple H need Shawn Michaels to deliver a spectacular match or make this incredibly interesting. Those two can do that on their own. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, I'm going to be there watching it like everyone else.

  Shawn Michaels

  Thinking, Wwe, Two

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• Cutting to the chase, I don't see Sting in WWE any time soon and especially not in the ring vs. the Undertaker in the Georgia Dome. I do think that Sting would be well served to explore potential marketing opportunities with WWE especially considering that all his 'greatest hits' which were in WCW are now owned by WWE.

  Jim Ross

  Cutting, Thinking, Opportunity

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• Fred Silverman, the head of ABC, he offered me a lot of comedy series but I told him I'd already been the best comedy series around, "The Odd Couple," and so when he saw that I did Quincy he called my agent and said, Jack turns me down? All my good series and he ends up playing an undertaker." And this was the HEAD of ABC series.

  Jack Klugman

  Couple, Comedy, Odd

  Source: www.washingtonpost.com

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• In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh.

  The Miz

  Winning, Wwe, Laughing

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• It is great fun dying in the United States of America. It is great fun first of all for the undertakers who make a wonderful living out of it but also for the deceased who suddenly becomes the centre of attention and fuss.

  George Mikes

  Funny, Humorous, America

  George Mikes (1959). “How to scrape skies: the United States explored, rediscovered and explained”

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• As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Depression, Sight, Appearance

  P. G. Wodehouse (2015). “Right Ho, Jeeves”, p.76, Booklassic

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• She who pays the undertaker calls the tune.

  Margaret Atwood

  Tunes, Pay

  Margaret Atwood (2007). “The Blind Assassin: A Novel”, p.46, Anchor

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• Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!

  Triple H

  Wwe, Yards, World

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• In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

  CM Punk

  Grandchildren, Years, Cm Punk

  "WWE Raw", March 11, 2013.

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• Funeralese has had its ups and downs. The word 'morticians,' first used in Embalmers Monthly for February, 1895, was barred by the Chicago Tribune in 1932, 'not for lack of sympathy with the ambition of undertakers to be well regarded, but because of it. If they haven't the sense to save themselves from their own lexicographers, we shall not be guilty of abetting them in their folly.

  Jessica Mitford

  Ambition, Firsts, Chicago

  JESSICA MITFORD (1963). “THE AMERICAN WAY OF DEATH”

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• No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one's ring from a nurse or an undertaker.

  Anne Tyler

  Couple, Nurse, Want

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• Marley was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge's name was good upon 'Change for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail.

  Charles Dickens

  Doors, Hands, Names

  Charles Dickens (2015). “A Christmas Carol”, p.6, Sheba Blake Publishing

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• We are for aiding our allies by sharing of our material blessings with those nations which share in our fundamental beliefs, but we're against doling out money government to government, creating bureaucracy, if not socialism, all over the world. We set out to help 19 countries. We're helping 107. We've spent 146 billion dollars. With that money, we bought a 2 million dollar yacht for Haile Selassie. We bought dress suits for Greek undertakers, extra wives for Kenya[n] government officials. We bought a thousand TV sets for a place where they have no electricity.

  Ronald Reagan

  Country, Money, Blessing

  Ronald Reagan's "A Time for Choosing" Speech, www.reaganlibrary.gov. October 27, 1964.

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• The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker.

  William Allen White

  Meat, Moral, Talent

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• I don't want to go into a fridge at an undertaker's. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral. Please can someone sit with me in case I get lonely? I promise not to scare you.

  Jenny Downham

  Lonely, Home, Funeral

  Jenny Downham (2007). “Before I Die”, David Fickling Books

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• My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania!

  Paul Heyman

  Wwe, Clients, Undefeated

  "WWE Raw", July 21, 2014.

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• When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.

  W. C. Fields

  Doctors

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