Rita Rudner Quotes About Sleep

Quotes about: Sleep

• I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.

  Rita Rudner

  Sleep, Alive, World

• If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.

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  Husband, Sleep, Needs

• Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

  Rita Rudner

  Funny, Humor, Sleep

• All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.

  Rita Rudner

  Sleep, Gun, Men

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