I don't think I'm really a rude person, but now I see myself on television, I think, 'Oh, God, that is a bit strong.' And I wonder if I've always been like that and I haven't been aware of it.
I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.
This is me, Clive Anderson, saying good night. Good night.
The labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the liberal party.
You can be a famous poisoner or a successful poisoner, but not both, and the same seems to apply to Great Train Robbers.
If I ever had any vanity, then I definitely lost it by being on television. It doesn't do you any favours in terms of showing you what you look like and what your emotions are.
Gardening has just sort of grown on me. I find it therapeutic. And I like smelly things.
It's true, people don't imagine I'd be particularly woody.
Schoolchildren and older people like the idea of planting trees. For children, it's interesting that an acorn will grow into an oak, and for older people it's a legacy. And the act of planting a tree is not that difficult.
I'm a trained lawyer, after all, so I don't have to admit to anything.
If you look at it ecologically, deforestation is high on the list of things which bring devastation. You cut down trees to build homes, for fuel, and you end up with no trees left, and you have to move on. If you take the earth as a whole, eventually there's nowhere to move on to.
I am going to have to stick to the script. If I muck around with the words it will defeat the object.
I've always liked trees. And then, growing up, I took an interest in ecology, hedges being destroyed, the landscape being turned into prairies.
On the environmental front there's concern about global warming and high levels of carbon dioxide, and trees take in CO2 and store carbon.
My favourite plant is the foxglove. I think they are a perfect balance between being a garden plant and a wild plant, as at home in woodland as they are in a city.
I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out.
I like being forced to think about things in a different way.
I like to think of myself as a natural gardener.
I like New York. There are similarities with London that make it feel rather like home, but at the same time it's slightly fictional.
I have done well out of TV, but not well enough to buy football clubs. I'm not sure it's ever a way to make money.
I remember being in China and realising how irrelevant not even Britain is, but also Europe. We're just another remote country that hardly impinges on some places at all.
I think political correctness is a moving line.
I'm pale-skinned so I don't feel at my best on a beach.
I am attached to the west coast of Scotland - it's gorgeous to look at and challenging. You have to contend with the possibility of being blown away or rained on. And in the summer months you can be eaten alive by midges.
I try to make myself walk around a bit, but I probably think about it more than I actually do it. Years ago, I did think about joining a gym.
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