If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
I read part of it all the way through.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
Yes, but keep copies.
Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn't go.
Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
Let's have some new cliches.
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.
We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.
Modern dancing is old fashioned.
That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
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