Samuel Goldwyn Funny Quotes

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• The harder I work, the luckier I get.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Inspirational, Funny, Positive

• If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Happiness, Witty

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, May

• Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Comedy

  "They Never Said It: A Book of Fake Quotes, Misquotes, and Misleading Attributions". Book by John H. George and Paul Boller, pp. 38-39, 1990.

• In two words, impossible.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Two

• A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Movie, Workout

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

• Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

• I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police - the GOP.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Police

• I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Book

• A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Movie, Silly

• Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Hilarious, Food

• I read part of it all the way through.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Book

  "They Never Said It: A Book of Fake Quotes, Misquotes, and Misleading Attributions". Book by John H. George and Paul Boller, p. 42, 1990.

• I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Morning, Acceptance

• It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Impossible

• Television has raised writing to a new low.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Book, Writing

• I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Years

• If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Business

• Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn't go.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Streets, Ifs

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• [when asked by his secretary if she should destroy all files that were over ten years old] Yes, but keep copies.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Copies

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

• I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Children

  Quoted in Norman Zierold, The Moguls (1969)

• Gentlemen, include me out.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Gentleman

  Quoted in Alva Johnston, The Great Goldwyn (1937).

• Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Florence Nightingale

• Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Century

• I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Men

• I paid too much for it, but it's worth it.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Funny, Witty, Too Much

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