The harder I work, the luckier I get.
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
In two words, impossible.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police - the GOP.
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
I read part of it all the way through.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business.
Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn't go.
Yes, but keep copies.
Tell them to stand closer apart.
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
Keep a stiff upper chin.
You fail to overlook the crucial point.
We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir.
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
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