When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.
Wake me up when I'm a size 5.
Men date. Women have relationships.
Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.
I can't tell my conscience from my insecurities.
Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I'd like more women to get to have it. I can't think of any reason why we won't see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future.
The relationship between Cathy and Mom in the strip is the one relationship drawn from real life that I have proudly never even tried to disguise.
Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.
Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we've tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they're probably right.
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.
Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.
A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.
There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape ... High heels and shoulder pads!
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar.
In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work.
I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.
Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.
I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.
I'd love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page.
Food ... love ... mother ... career ... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups.
Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it.
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