Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
When all else fails, look cute.
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
When in doubt, pig out!
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
I never met a lasagna I didn't like
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.
I stop short of being a workaholic.
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.
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