Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
When all else fails, look cute.
When in doubt, pig out!
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Good morning is a contradiction of terms.
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
I never met a lasagna I didn't like
Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.
I stop short of being a workaholic.
I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.
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