You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you're turning the pages.
I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark!
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.
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