Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.
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