There may be said to be three sorts of lawyers, able, unable, and lamentable.
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable.
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.
The good lawyer is not the man who has an eye to every side and angle of contingency, and qualifies all his qualifications, but who throws himself on your part so heartily, that he can get you out of a scrape.
Whoever tells the best story wins.
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
Ignorance of the law excuses no man.
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour
To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box.
A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney.
The lawyer's truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
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