Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.
One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through on its way to the hole.
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses...
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable.
His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.
Luck is predictable; the harder you work, the luckier you get.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
A bad attitude is worse than a bad swing.
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
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