In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.
The triumph of hope over experience.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.
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