On the highest throne in the world, we still sit only on our own bottom.
The more you read, the more things you will know.
Personally, it’s rude. You got three kids with the lady, she just did 17 years for you and you’re not gonna leave your...whatever!
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
For me, I am driven by two main philosophies, know more today about the world than I knew yesterday. And along the way, lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.
I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
I Love children, especially when they cry for then someone takes them away.
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
Kids have *_____ never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like dad primate. Then you'd see the primate teenager stomp up to his branch and slam the leaves.
I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.
I hate babies. They're so human.
When I was about eight, I decided that the most wonderful thing, next to a human being, was a book.
We can make a commitment to promote vegetables and fruits and whole grains on every part of every menu. We can make portion sizes smaller and emphasize quality over quantity. And we can help create a culture - imagine this - where our kids ask for healthy options instead of resisting them.
And of course, I absolutely loved making Lost in Space as a kid.
There is no frigate like a book and no harbor like a library, where those who love books but can't afford their own complete collections, or those who need a computer, or kids who need a safe place to read after school, or moms with toddlers who want their babies to learn to read, can all come together and share in a great community resource.
Kids, fiction is the truth inside the lie, and the truth of this fiction is simple enough: the magic exists.
I have a message for the young kids. Life is about obstacles, endeavors in life are not to be overlooked.
The easiest way to convince my kids that they don't really need something is to get it for them.
I would like teachers to look deep because sometimes kids do have a faade that they put up because they feel vulnerable. Their creative truth may not be ready for their friends to see.
My kids are around pit bulls every day. In the ’70s they blamed Dobermans, in the ’80s they blamed German Shepherds, in the ’90s they blamed the Rottweiler. Now they blame the Pit Bull.
We should be dreaming. We grew up as kids having dreams, but now we're too sophisticated as adults, as a nation. We stopped dreaming. We should always have dreams.
Like any good parent you are trying to get the kid in a position where he is stronger and more powerful, and able to achieve things that you couldn't.
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