Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.
In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
Make love when you can. It's good for you.
Being popular is the most important thing in the world!
The most important thing in life..
Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me ... that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.
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