Stupid People Quotes - Page 11

• I'm Wolf Blitzer and yes, that's my real name.

  Mitt Romney

  Real, Stupid, Names

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• I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.

  David Dinkins

  Funny, Witty, Smart

  "The Rise of the Project Workforce: Managing People and Projects in a Flat World" by Rudolf Melik, (p. 57), August 24, 2007.

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• I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Witty, Atheist

  George Carlin (2007). “The Best of Brain Droppings”, p.52, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

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• The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Crazy, Stupid, People

  Chuck Palahniuk (2015). “Make Something Up: Stories You Can't Unread”, p.98, Anchor

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• I'm allergic to stupidity.

  Chris Colfer

  Stupidity, Allergic

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• By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

  George Carlin

  Truth, Tools, Language

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

  Hillary Clinton

  Stupid, Personality, President

  "Blood Sport: The President and His Adversaries". Book by James B. Stewart, February 1996.

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• Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

  Bertrand Russell

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

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• Meow” means “woof” in cat.

  George Carlin

  Inspirational, Dog, Mean

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.197, Hachette UK

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• The melancholy thing about the world is that it is full of stupid people; and the world is run for the benefit of the stupid and common.

  V. S. Naipaul

  Running, Stupid, People

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• This is probably the advantage of being stupid. Stupid people just do. We tend to overthink. If we could eliminate the “over” and just think, then we could do, too. Only we’d be smarter doers because we’d be thinkers.

  Sarah Strohmeyer

  Stupid, Thinking, People

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• Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.

  Lord Kelvin

  Silly, Creativity, Science

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• Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Life, Witty

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.205, Hachette UK

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• I'm Mitt Romney-and yes Wolf, that's also my first name.

  Mitt Romney

  Stupid, Names, People

  "Whatzisname Romney, still waiting for the GOP love". Republican Presidential debate in Washington, D.C., www.washingtonpost.com. November 22, 2011.

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• If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

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• There is usually only a limited amount of damage that can be done by dull or stupid people. For creating a truly monumental disaster, you need people with high IQs.

  Thomas Sowell

  Stupid, Creating, People

  Thomas Sowell (2011). “Dismantling America and Other Controversial Essays (Large Print 16pt)”, p.98, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sports, Stupid

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Religion is designed for stupid people. Science is designed for stupid people who are embarrassed by their stupidity, who want to do something about it.

  Paul Lutus

  Stupid, People, Want

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• When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Philosophy, Humor

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• The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humor, Religion

  George Carlin (1998). “Brain Droppings”, Hyperion

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• Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason

  George Carlin

  Humorous, Catholic, Age

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Morning, Dark

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• I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Sarcastic, Witty

  "Napalm and Silly Putty". Book by George Carlin, 2001.

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• I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

  George Carlin (2009). “Last Words”, p.132, Simon and Schuster

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• Think of the beginning of the story of the beginning of everything: Adam (without Eve and without divine guidance) names the animals. Continuing his work, we call stupid people bird-brained, cowardly people chickens, fools turkeys. Are these the best names we have to offer? If we can revise the notion of women coming from a rib, can’t we revise our categorizations of the animals that, draped with barbecue sauce, end up as the ribs on our dinner plates — or for that matter, the KFC in our hands?

  Jonathan Safran Foer

  Stupid, Animal, Thinking

  "Eating Animals". Book by Jonathan Safran Foer, books.google.ru. March 4, 2010.

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