Dennis Miller Quotes - Page 7

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• At some point you cannot be the kid in the glass bubble in this world. You might've heard throughout your grade school and high school years that it was a safe, nice, warm, fair, feeling place... but it can get brutal when it gets competitive. Especially when you succeed. Watch the detractors come out of the walls at that point.

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  Wall, Nice, School

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• I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac.

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  Iraq, Would Be, Bags

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• Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.

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  Feminism, Politics, Fields

  Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.100, Main Street Books

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• That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.

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  Football, Coverage

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• I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.

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  Country, Believe, Abortion

  Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.116, Main Street Books

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• Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.

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  Games, Play, Attention

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• Growing up, my family wasn't very tight. We were more like a tour group with secrets.

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  Growing Up, Secret, Groups

  "Dennis Miller: The Raw Feed". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• The White House again refused to turn over discussions Vice President Cheney had with Enron officials over energy policy. Cheney said if he had to disclose every time some business donated a ton of money then came in to write its own policy to govern itself, he wouldn't get any work done.

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  Writing, White, House

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• Then people ask me if I'm worried about the effects of global warming on my kids. Well, obviously I love my kids and I want them to live to be a 100. So that's another 1.8. My kids' kids? Three point six. I'll just tell them we moved to Phoenix.

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  Funny, Humor, Kids

  "When Did Nature Get So Whiney?". www.foxnews.com. September 12, 2003.

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• I'm a tad paranoid. I think the person in front of me is following me the long way round.

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  Thinking, Long, Way

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• The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

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  Funny, Humor, Enemy

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• So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.

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  Country, Sorry, Swim

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• Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'

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  Football, Sleep, Hair

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• Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?

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  Osama Bin Laden, Enron, Tied Up

  "Enron Collapse Is Money in the Bank for Comedians" by The Associted Press, www.foxnews.com. February 13, 2002.

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• Concussion? How the hell can they tell? They're *football* players, for chrissakes!

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  Football, Player, Hell

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• On Thursday, a passenger forced his way into the cockpit of a United Airlines flight from Miami, but was subdued after the co-pilot hit him with a small ax. Good to see our airlines are being kept secure by the latest in 12th century technology.

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  Technology, Pilots, Thursday

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• I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I was a teenager. About three times a week, I attend estate auctions and make insulting, low-ball bids for prized heirlooms until I'm asked to leave.

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  Teenager, Insulting, Auctions

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• Think of Iraq as "East Korea," because it was a shoot the cuffs war for the edification of Kim Jong Il to let him know we've now circled the SUVs. Iraq was about breaking adhesions, getting lean, staying frosty - in short, getting ready for the big Doug MacArthur Memorial Cage Match to come.

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  War, Thinking, Korea

  "Eliminating the Axis of Evil". www.foxnews.com. August 30, 2003.

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• I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time.

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  Needs, Firsts, Born Again

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• Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us laugh is a mystery - an involuntary response.

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  Laughter, Laughing, Intellectual

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• And I know your next move, I watch you so much, 'There's been no proven link between the secular state of Iraq and al-Qaeda!' Come on. They both think we're Satan. Isn't that a nice starting point? Why are you so loathe to believe they might have each other on lunatic speed dial?

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  Nice, Believe, Moving

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• For the foreseeable future, we're going to need oil products because I don't like the idea of hydrogen cars. I'm not sure I want to be cruising around a mall parking lot filled with a thousand mini-Hindenburgs.

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  Funny, Humor, Ideas

  "When Did Nature Get So Whiney?". www.foxnews.com. September 12, 2003.

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• By and large, I think it should be a rule in the teacher employment manual that you can't go attend any event where if you took your classroom on a student field trip, they would summarily be obliterated. That should be rule No. 1.

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  Teacher, Thinking, Events

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• In the late twentieth century, staying sober has become just as much an addiction as getting wasted.

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  Addiction, Sober, Century

  Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.48, Main Street Books

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• The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick more nits than a father and son spider monkey team who know they're being followed by a National Geographic film crew.

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  Father, Team, Son

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