Dennis Miller Quotes - Page 6

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• The second type you have at these parades seems to be the people who want to mislabel Hitler. Everybody in the world is Hitler. Bush is Hitler, Ashcroft is Hitler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only guy who isn't Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache dropping people who disagree with him into the wood chipper. He's not Hitler.

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  People, Guy, Mustache

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• The American auto industry is blowing up like a 1976 Ford Pinto.

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  Auto Industry, Blowing Up, Industry

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• Seems to me we move the furniture, the French come in later and put the doilies on top of it...It's a simple fact they've always been reluctant to surrender to the wishes of their friends and are almost anticipatory in their urge to surrender to wishes of their enemies. And if they want to get their hands dirty now they're just gonna have to run 'em through their own hair.

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  Running, Dirty, Moving

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• What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

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  Funny, Humor, Guilt

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• There will be select instances where the consumer is interested in paying for premium content. I think it will be difficult to get people to pay for something on the Internet that they can find elsewhere on the Internet for free.

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  Thinking, People, Pay

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• With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.

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  Football, Dog, Dad

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• Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.

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  Teacher, Years, Trying

  Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.14, Main Street Books

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• I don't know what I think of George W. Bush when he first got in, but I've grown fond of the man, and maybe it's the times we live in. They say he's not an environmentalist. But every time I see his ranch on TV, it looks pretty nice. You know something, if we all took care of our own, we'd have a great environment.

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  Nice, Men, Thinking

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• Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?

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  Funny, Humor, Beer

  Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.59, Main Street Books

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• I cannot tell you how proud watching that [Iraqi] war coverage makes me. I know a lot of people are saying that they think that it's, that you know what we're doing is imperialistic. I watch the way we handle ourselves over there and I've never felt more patriotic in my life.

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  War, Patriotic, Thinking

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• What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?

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  Fighting, Culture, World

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• Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today?

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  Football, Awful, Today

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• If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!

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  Children, Men, T Shirt

  "Dennis Miller Live", www.imdb.com. 1994-2002.

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• The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

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  Country, Way, Becoming

  Dennis Miller (2001). “I Rant, Therefore I Am”, p.37, Crown Forum

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• Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.

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  Football, Alaska, Snow

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• If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.

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  Reality, Making Love, Cracks

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• Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

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  Football, Years, Nfl

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• If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again.

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  Impact, Want, Masturbation

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• I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you.

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  Thinking, People, Catholic

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.

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  People, Leader, Coins

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.

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  Nice, House, Digging

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.

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  Airplane, People, Car

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• Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.

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  Smile, Kids, Mass Destruction

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• Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.

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  Finals, Answers, Want

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• Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.

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  Sells

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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