Dennis Miller Quotes - Page 10

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• Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents.

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  Yule, Burning, Information

  "Experts: Stewart's Downfall Is in the Details". www.foxnews.com. March 5, 2004.

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• Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.

  Dennis Miller

  Football, Hey, Cunninghams

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• The soldiers kill suicide bombers. Think about that. When a guys whole thing in life is to kill himself and you get there first... you are halling ass my friends.

  Dennis Miller

  Suicide, Thinking, Things In Life

  "Dennis Miller: All In". Comedy, www.imdb.com. January 21, 2006.

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• It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.

  Dennis Miller

  Scary, Ironic, Enough Time

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• South African schoolchildren set a world record this week by creating the world's longest clothesline. Hey, what do South Africans wash their clothes with? Apar-Tide!

  Dennis Miller

  Clothes, Creating, Hey

  "The Dennis Miller Show", June 28, 2004.

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• Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

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  Guilt, Reason, Playboy

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• Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.

  Dennis Miller

  People, Leader, Coins

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb about it, so I surround myself with smart people in much the same way a hole surrounds itself with a doughnut. I just pay things off. That's all I do.

  Dennis Miller

  Smart, People, Dumb

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments or most personal evenings with donors. That should - that should tell you all you need to know about the ramble that is politics.

  Dennis Miller

  Political, Needs, Definitions

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."

  Dennis Miller

  Trying, Imperfect, Veneer

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• Half the people I look who are health food addicts look sickly to me. Let's start taxing health food. Somebody force a burger down some of these people's jaw because they look a little pale and wan to me.

  Dennis Miller

  People, Looks, Burgers

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you.

  Dennis Miller

  Thinking, People, Catholic

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse.

  Dennis Miller

  Children, Party, Parent

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain.

  Dennis Miller

  Nice, Chains, Food Chain

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?

  Dennis Miller

  Horny, Shows, Factors

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

  Dennis Miller

  Mud, Hell, Holes

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that."

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  Thinking, Bills, I've Changed

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.

  Dennis Miller

  Dog, Thinking, Pavlov

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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• When your mother starts using the word "party" as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy.

  Dennis Miller

  Mother, Crazy, Party

  Source: www.foxnews.com

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