Steven Wright Quotes About Death

Quotes about: Death

• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Death, Suicide

• My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.

  Steven Wright

  Death, Girlfriend, One Day

• I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Death, Suicide

• When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

  Steven Wright

  Death, Fun, Science

• facebook
• twitter
• googleplus
• email
• linkedin

• facebook
• twitter
• googleplus
• email
• linkedin