Steven Wright Quotes About Hell

Quotes about: Hell

• The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

  Steven Wright

  Stars, Lying, Night

• One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building. I turned it, and the whole building started up. So I drove it around. A policeman stopped me for going too fast. He said, "Where do you live?" I said, "Right here!" Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Home, Humor

• If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell

  Steven Wright

  Home, Heaven, Energy

• I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.

  Steven Wright

  Baby, Thinking, Needs

  "When the Leaves Blow Away". Documentary, Comedy, 2006.

• It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'

  Steven Wright

  Thinking, Race, Bed

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