Steven Wright Quotes About Food

Quotes about: Food

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  I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Food, Coffee

• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Witty, Time

• I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humorous, Food

• I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Death, Suicide

• I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

  Steven Wright

  Kindness, Food, Moving

• I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

  Steven Wright

  Food, Humor, Cooking

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