Doug Stanhope Quotes About Waiting

Quotes about: Waiting

• If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you.

  Doug Stanhope

  Funny, Baby, Humor

• What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.

  Doug Stanhope

  Jobs, Men, Elephants

• I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.

  Doug Stanhope

  Waiting, Parent, Wallets

• I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.

  Doug Stanhope

  Death, Hate, Waiting

  "Doug Stanhope: Beer Hall Putsch". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2013.

• Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

  Doug Stanhope

  Beer, Waiting, Months

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