Greg Proops Quotes - Page 2

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• Oh, I don't wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.

  Greg Proops

  Tents, Suits, Bathing Suits

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• I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

  Greg Proops

  Cancer, Smoking, Inappropriate

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• I don't want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I'm not denigrating Bridesmaids but, enough already, let's stop pretending women are incalculably different to us. Seeking out podcasts, listening on headphones, it's like an intimate, specific conversation. People respond if it feels from the heart. I'm as neurotic a human being as lives, and I have my faults. I'm a drunk. But people really like that.

  Greg Proops

  Heart, Enough Already, People

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• I don't come on to seduce the audience. I don't care if everyone laughs. I can't think about that anymore. If there's anything that a lot of experience on stage and a lot of stage time gives you is the confidence to know that it's ok if they're not laughing every second you're up there. Although that's what drives me and I still go too fast a lot of the time.

  Greg Proops

  Confidence, Thinking, Giving

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• Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

  Greg Proops

  Beverly Hills, Hills

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• My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.

  Greg Proops

  Animal, Years, Feelings

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• I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.

  Greg Proops

  War, Lawyer, Dropping

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• I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.

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  Knowledge, Horizontal

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• I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone's safety is protected.

  Greg Proops

  Thinking, Safety, Way

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• In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

  Greg Proops

  Beautiful, Our World, Comedy

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• I like the night life, I like to boogy.

  Greg Proops

  Night, Murderer

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• Animals have two vital functions in today's society; to be delicious and to fit well.

  Greg Proops

  Animal, Two, Today's Society

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• I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.

  Greg Proops

  People, Worry, Important

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• President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.

  Greg Proops

  Friday, White, House

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• I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.

  Greg Proops

  College, Guy, Want

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• How would you like to make money in real estate?

  Greg Proops

  Real, Making Money, Estates

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• I'm always looking for that place, you know, where there's no rednecks, that place where people get along, and I never find it. I went to Australia, right, and I thought Australia was gonna be a groovy, surfnoid, smoke-a-joint wombat, you know? 'G'day mate!' 'No worries!' And it's like Arkansas with a beach. It's a whole country with a 'No Fat Chicks' sticker on it.

  Greg Proops

  Country, Beach, Redneck

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• I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

  Greg Proops

  Baldness

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• I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter me. And I have no other skills really, so I'm sorta stuck with this now. It's a little late to switch over to an ornithologist.

  Greg Proops

  School, College, Skills

  "Greg Proops: A Magical Interview". Brightest Young Things Interview, brightestyoungthings.com. July 20, 2009.

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• Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.

  Greg Proops

  Gentleman, Ladies And Gentlemen

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• If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.

  Greg Proops

  Costumes, Ifs

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• You're in a bar - grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is secondhand smoke really the chiefest of your health concerns at this point?

  Greg Proops

  Sex, Growing Up, Drinking

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• Tequila is like acid in a glass.

  Greg Proops

  Glasses, Acid, Tequila

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• I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.

  Greg Proops

  Glasses, Proud, Know Me

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• Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are slightly less treacherous than people who don't need them and do-like every shallow Hollywood star who wants to be taken seriously.

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  Stars, Taken, Glasses

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