Ogden Nash Quotes - Page 2

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• The truth I do not stretch or shove
  When I state the dog is full of love.
  I've also proved, by actual test,
  A wet dog is the lovingest.

  Ogden Nash

  Dog, Tests, States

  Ogden Nash, Étienne Delessert (1987). “Ogden Nash's zoo”, Stewart, Tabori and Chang

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• The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

  Ogden Nash

  Animal, Bovine, Cows

  'The Cow' (1931)

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• Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.

  Ogden Nash

  Want, Wow, Knows

  Ogden Nash (1941). “The Face is Familiar: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash”, Garden City, N. Y : Garden City publishing Company, Incorporated

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• Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.

  Ogden Nash

  Family, Children, War

  1940 The Face Is Familiar,'Baby, What Makes the Sky Blue'.

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• There was a young man of Herne Bay
  who was making some fireworks one day:
  but he dropped his cigar
  in the gunpowder jar.
  There was a young man of Herne Bay.

  Ogden Nash

  Funny, Men, Smoking

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• So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat
  Over everything debatable and combatable
  Because I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life
  Particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

  Ogden Nash

  Husband, Believe, Wife

  Ogden Nash, “I Do, I Will, I Have”

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• When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

  Ogden Nash

  Grandma, Grandmother, Grandchildren

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• A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

  Ogden Nash

  Funny, Dog, Illiteracy

  "A Dog's Best Friend Is His Illiteracy". "The Private Dining Room". Book by Ogden Nash, 1953.

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• How confusing the beams from memory's lamp are; One day a bachelor, the next a grampa. What is the secret of the trick? How did I get so old so quick?

  Ogden Nash

  Memories, Confusing, Secret

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• Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.

  Ogden Nash

  Long, Progress, Gone

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• Home is heaven and orgies are vile,
  But I like an orgy, once in a while.

  Ogden Nash

  Laughter, Home, Heaven

  Ogden Nash (1935). “The primrose path”

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• If called by a panther, don't anther.

  Ogden Nash

  Advice, Panthers, Ifs

  Ogden Nash (1941). “The Face is Familiar: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash”, Garden City, N. Y : Garden City publishing Company, Incorporated

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• I think that I shall never see
  A billboard lovely as a tree.
  Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
  I'll never see a tree at all.

  Ogden Nash

  Fall, Inspiration, Thinking

  "Song of the Open Road" l. 1 (1933) See Kilmer 1

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• Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.

  Ogden Nash

  Fun, Debt Free, Owing A Debt

  "The Face is Familiar: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash".

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• Senescence begins
  And middle-age ends
  The day your descendants
  Outnumber your friends

  Ogden Nash

  Funny, Age, Ends

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• Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall. Hark, it's midnight, children dear. Duck! Here comes another year!

  Ogden Nash

  Children, Dark, Ducks

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• I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

  Ogden Nash

  Nonchalance, Leisure, Insouciance

  Ogden Nash (1931). “Hard lines”

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• The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

  Ogden Nash

  Sarcastic, Cat, Sarcasm

  "The Face is Familiar: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash".

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• I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

  Ogden Nash

  Funny, Sex, Women

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• The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?

  Ogden Nash

  Two, Camels, Way

  'The Camel' (1936)

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• When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.

  Ogden Nash

  Shut Up

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• Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

  Ogden Nash

  Love Is, Gold, And Love

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• If some confectioners were willing
  To let the shape announce the filling,
  We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs,
  Bitten into and returned to the box.

  Ogden Nash

  Chocolate, Encounters, Shapes

  Ogden Nash (1942). “Good intentions”, Little, Brown

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• All that glitters is sold as gold.

  Ogden Nash

  Gold, Glitter

  Ogden Nash, “Look What You Did, Christopher!”

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• Indoors or out, no one relaxes
  In March, that month of wind and taxes,
  The wind will presently disappear,
  The taxes last us all the year.

  Ogden Nash

  Spring, Years, Wind

  "Thar She Blows". "Versus". Book by Ogden Nash, 1949.

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