Kathy Griffin Quotes - Page 3

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• I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

  Kathy Griffin

  Want, Gigs, Months

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• Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

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  Vices, Drink, Smoke

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• I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

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  Kids, Want, Apologizing

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• But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

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  People, Happens, Ifs

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• I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

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  Bombs, Stuff, Knows

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• I am in love with Larry David.

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  Larry

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• I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

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  People, Desire, Lists

  "Kathy Griffin's Life: All D-List, Even This Interview". "Morning Edition" with David Greene and Renee Montagne, www-s4.npr.org. June 30, 2009.

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• It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

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  House, Cameras, Months

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• If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

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  Friday, Night, Different

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• I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, I am a fallen catholic, I'm not religious, and that's all well and good.

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  Religious, Atheist, Catholic

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• No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

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  Thinking, Montreal

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• I was a soccer cheerleader. It doesn't get nerdier than that. I was fired from the soccer cheerleading squad after one year, which I believe to this day is unprecedented. You have to understand, no one went to the soccer games. In fact, I believe part of my duties as a cheerleader was to bake brownies for the team.

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  Soccer, Cheerleading, Team

  Kathy Griffin (2009). “Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin”, p.31, Ballantine Books

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• When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, there is nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.

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  Girl, Football, Party

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• Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever.

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  Baby, Thinking, Entertainment

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• I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party.

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  Party, Tickets, World

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• I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

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  Hate, Writing, Style

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• The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

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  Real, Teenager, Stupid

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• So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

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  Regret, Helping, I Regret

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• My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts.

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  America, Railroads, Vanderbilt

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• I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

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  Hero, Reality, Moles

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• I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

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  Who I Am, Persons

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• It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well.

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  Morning, Waiting, Challenges

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• I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material.

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  Crazy, Hollywood, Events

  Source: thecelebritycafe.com

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• The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

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  People, Lists, Knows

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• Phoenix is great. I love Phoenix, .. I love Scottsdale. I love the James Hotel. I have a Kathy Griffin suite. I love -what's that place called? AZ 88. I had never had a cheese crisp, so I went to - oh, can't remember. We went to the State Fair, where I was all about the deep-fried Twinkie. I ate every deep-fried thing - oh, it was heavenly. I ate until I got sick.

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  Phoenix, Sick, Cheese

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