Time is but the shadow of the world upon the background of Eternity.
People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.
Truth and fact are old-fashioned and out-of-date, my friends, fit only for the dull and vulgar to live by. Appearance, not reality, is what the clever dog grasps at in these clever days. We spurn the dull-brown solid earth; we build our lives and homes in the fair-seeming rainbow-land of shadow and chimera.
Life works upon a compensating balance, and the happiness we gain in one direction we lose in another.
If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest; and if you can do with a little, ask for a great deal. Because if you don't you won't get any.
It is no more effort for a man to be a saint than to be a sinner; it becomes a mere matter of habit.
That is just the way with Memory; nothing that she brings to us is complete. She is a willful child; all her toys are broken. I remember tumbling into a huge dust-hole when a very small boy, but I have not the faintest recollection of ever getting out again; and if memory were all we had to trust to, I should be compelled to believe I was there still.
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
If there is one person I do despise more than another, it is the man who does not think exactly the same on all topics as I do.
The less taste a person has in dress, the more obstinate he always seems to be.
There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do. Wasting time is merely an occupation then, and a most exhausting one.
Cultivate a sense of humour. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good.
I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish.
There are many families where the whole interest of life is centered upon the dog.
I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house.
Oh, give me back the good old days of fifty years ago,“ has been the cry ever since Adam's fifty-first birthday.
We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe.
Let us play the game of life as sportsmen, pocketing our winnings with a smile, leaving our losings with a shrug.
Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.
The advantage of literature over life is that its characters are clearly defined, and act consistently.
A boy's muscles move quicker than his thoughts.
We must not think of the things we could do with, but only of the things that we can't do without.
Life will always remain a gamble, with prizes sometimes for the imprudent, and blanks so often to the wise.
It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.
Idling has always been my strong point.
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