Craig Kilborn Quotes - Page 3

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• I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

  Craig Kilborn

  Population, May, Bitter

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• Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.

  Craig Kilborn

  Sorry, Years, People

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• Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies.

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  Hats, Six, Schwarzenegger

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• The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.

  Craig Kilborn

  Running, California, People

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• President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

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  Powerful, War, Night

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• New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.

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  Cutting, Giving, Rumor

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• Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.

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  Blow, Cake, Granddaughter

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• While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

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  Team, Insult, Okay

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• If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

  Craig Kilborn

  Love, Dream, Loving You

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• As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.

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  War, Fighting, Iraq

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• Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

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  Bills, Nostalgic, Clinton

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• It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'

  Craig Kilborn

  Light, Hands, Ultrasounds

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• I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

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  Lifestyle, Apartment, Studios

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• You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'

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  Water, President, Mars

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• Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard, I believe?

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  Believe, Flying, Boeing

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• President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.

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  Jobs, New Job, President

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• I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

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  Thinking, Views, People

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• I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

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  Simple, California, People

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• I pride myself on being down-to-earth. I’m from the Midwest. People who go into show business are screwed up. I romanticized about having a serene life.

  Craig Kilborn

  People, Shows, Show Business

  "What ever happened to Craig Kilborn?". Interview with Clark Collis, ew.com. June 25, 2010.

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• Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

  Craig Kilborn

  Dark, Comedy, Dark Places

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• The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

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  Past, Years, Moved On

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• Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II

  Craig Kilborn

  Running, Vote, Kindergarten

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• Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ass cheek.

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  Winning, Vices, Causes

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• I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

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  Thinking, Greedy, Sensitive

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• Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.

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  Race, Government, Critics

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