Craig Kilborn Quotes - Page 3

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• This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

  Craig Kilborn

  Campaigns, Saws, Messages

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• I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

  Craig Kilborn

  Lifestyle, Apartment, Studios

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• Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

  Craig Kilborn

  Book, Writing, Stronger

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• President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

  Craig Kilborn

  Jobs, War, Numbers

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• Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.

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  Cutting, Night, Broken

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• I have a wonderful respect for old people.

  Craig Kilborn

  People, Wonderful, Old People

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• I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.

  Craig Kilborn

  Population, May, Bitter

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• People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

  Craig Kilborn

  Sex, Years, People

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• I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

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  Retirement, Wine, Red

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• Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'

  Craig Kilborn

  Running, Race, Ohio

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• Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.

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  Sorry, Years, People

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• Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold's movies.

  Craig Kilborn

  Hats, Six, Schwarzenegger

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• The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.

  Craig Kilborn

  Running, California, People

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• President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

  Craig Kilborn

  Powerful, War, Night

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• Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II

  Craig Kilborn

  Running, Vote, Kindergarten

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• Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ass cheek.

  Craig Kilborn

  Winning, Vices, Causes

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• Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.

  Craig Kilborn

  Race, Government, Critics

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• John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq.

  Craig Kilborn

  Hurt, Iraq, Shoulders

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• John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit.

  Craig Kilborn

  Wife, Suits, Naked

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• Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.

  Craig Kilborn

  Gay, People, Support

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• President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.'

  Craig Kilborn

  Issues, President, Sides

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• The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that? It's called Fox News.

  Craig Kilborn

  Taken, Swings, News

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• You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'

  Craig Kilborn

  Water, President, Mars

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• Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard, I believe?

  Craig Kilborn

  Believe, Flying, Boeing

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• President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.

  Craig Kilborn

  Jobs, New Job, President

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