Craig Kilborn Quotes - Page 3

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• Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.

  Craig Kilborn

  Blow, Cake, Granddaughter

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• While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.

  Craig Kilborn

  Team, Insult, Okay

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• If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!

  Craig Kilborn

  Love, Dream, Loving You

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• Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

  Craig Kilborn

  Bills, Nostalgic, Clinton

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• President Bush has delivered a new resolution to the U.N. saying that Saddam has failed to cooperate with U.N. resolutions, freeing us to get our war on. Don't mess with us France, or we'll send Jerry Lewis to Iraq as a human shield.

  Craig Kilborn

  War, Iraq, President

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• President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

  Craig Kilborn

  Jobs, War, Numbers

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• Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II

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  Running, Vote, Kindergarten

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• It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just give it a light tap on the side.' Then they hand me a urine sample, and I put it up to the light and say 'Hmm, looks pretty healthy, but I'll check.'

  Craig Kilborn

  Light, Hands, Ultrasounds

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• Maria Shriver is credited with helping Arnold win by standing by him despite allegations of groping. She had to stand by him cause Arnold had a vice grip on her left ass cheek.

  Craig Kilborn

  Winning, Vices, Causes

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• Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.'

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  Boys, Security Guards, Looks

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• Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.

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  Race, Government, Critics

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• The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

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  Past, Years, Moved On

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• Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

  Craig Kilborn

  Book, Writing, Stronger

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• Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

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  Dark, Comedy, Dark Places

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• I pride myself on being down-to-earth. I’m from the Midwest. People who go into show business are screwed up. I romanticized about having a serene life.

  Craig Kilborn

  People, Shows, Show Business

  "What ever happened to Craig Kilborn?". Interview with Clark Collis, ew.com. June 25, 2010.

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• I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

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  Simple, California, People

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• I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

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  Lifestyle, Apartment, Studios

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• Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape?

  Craig Kilborn

  Yellow, Orange, Tape

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• Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.

  Craig Kilborn

  Dark, Looks, Safe

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• George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17

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  Thinking, Hands, Numbers

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• Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.

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  Gay, People, Support

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• California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'

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  California, Asking, Four

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• There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV.

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  People, Tvs, Baghdad

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• Our top story, in 'Threat Matrix Reloaded' news ... Attorney General John Ashcroft and FBI Director Robert Muller held a press conference today to announce that Al Qaeda is planning attacks somewhere inside the United States at sometime in the future. So go about your normal lives, but with a vague sense of foreboding.

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  Directors, United States, News

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• Howard Dean is narrowing the field of potential running mates. It's down to Mike Tyson or Bobby Knight.

  Craig Kilborn

  Running, Knights, Fields

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