Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both.
Goods are displayed by thousands of shopkeepers with a sense of beauty that finds no other outlet.
An artist usually has no friends except other artists, and usually they do not like his work.
Even in the same family, one child will always instinctively know when to ask for things, and another won't.
If only we could be old and sick while we're still young and healthy enough to put up with it!
Neurotics have plenty of non-neurotic friends, but not for long.
At night, neurotics may toil not, but oh how they spin!
The first-rate mind is always curious, compassionate, original, and pessimistic.
The first two days of a vacation are endless; then it flies.
It's awesome to realize that if your greatest potential talent is for riding a bicycle upside down on a high wire, you will somehow discover it.
When their children fail to charm others, few parents can stay neutral.
The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it.
Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.
Being neurotic is like shooting fish in a barrel, and missing them.
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.
Of all second-class citizens, neurotics are the only ones who are so by choice.
The neurotic listens to weather reports about Small Craft Warnings, and he thinks: They're talking about me.
It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror.
We can never at any time absorb more love than we're ready for.
I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.
There's an awful lot of blood around that water is thicker than.
The neurotic always wishes people would let him alone - until they do.
We wake in the night, to stereophonic silence.
It's easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child - at least till you try to get him to do something.
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