The neurotic would like to trust his analyst - if only because he's paying him so much money. But he can't - because if the analyst really cared, he'd be doing it for nothing.
Most of our diversions do not so much delay death as accustom us to it.
Not for nothing does the neurotic suffer - but not for anything very much, either.
Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.
Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name.
An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.
It's wonderful to watch pretty women with character grow beautiful.
If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.
Courage doesn't know what's around the corner, but goes around it anyway.
Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.
Altruism is a hard master, but so is opportunism.
The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.
The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.
Others settle for small rewards; the neurotic must always go for broke.
The next voice you hear will undoubtedly be your own.
If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.
Creative work is one of life's greatest pleasures, and the only one we will gladly interrupt.
The neurotic feels as though trapped in a gas-filled room where at any moment someone, probably himself, will strike a match.
A doctor recently described to me "benign positional vertigo": it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change "vertigo" to "anxiety," and you've summed up the neurotic's plight.
The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.
God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!
When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say.
Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.
Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.
Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.
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