To talk easily with people, you must firmly believe that either you or they are interesting. And even then it's not easy.
People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and how they manage on it.
Not for nothing does the neurotic suffer - but not for anything very much, either.
The neurotic would like to trust his analyst - if only because he's paying him so much money. But he can't - because if the analyst really cared, he'd be doing it for nothing.
Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name.
The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.
If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.
God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!
It's wonderful to watch pretty women with character grow beautiful.
An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.
Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.
If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.
Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.
When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say.
The neurotic feels as though trapped in a gas-filled room where at any moment someone, probably himself, will strike a match.
Others settle for small rewards; the neurotic must always go for broke.
Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.
The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.
A doctor recently described to me "benign positional vertigo": it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change "vertigo" to "anxiety," and you've summed up the neurotic's plight.
The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.
Creative work is one of life's greatest pleasures, and the only one we will gladly interrupt.
The next voice you hear will undoubtedly be your own.
Courage doesn't know what's around the corner, but goes around it anyway.
Altruism is a hard master, but so is opportunism.
Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.
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