To talk easily with people, you must firmly believe that either you or they are interesting. And even then it's not easy.
The neurotic lies awake at night, composing letters to those he hates. He seldom thinks of dropping a line to those he loves.
If you hate your lot but wouldn't trade it, it's not your lot you hate.
Whether or not you love television, you've got to admit that it certainly loves itself.
If the second marriage really succeeds, the first one didn't really fail.
Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name.
If it came true, it wasn't much of a dream.
Altruism is a hard master, but so is opportunism.
Cash is the one gift everyone despises and no one turns down.
An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.
The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.
If I knew why I worried so much, I wouldn't worry.
Courage doesn't know what's around the corner, but goes around it anyway.
Your best work always seems to have been done by someone else.
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.
The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.
Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.
Creative work is one of life's greatest pleasures, and the only one we will gladly interrupt.
A doctor recently described to me "benign positional vertigo": it means you get dizzy in certain positions, but you can get over it without necessarily changing the position. Change "vertigo" to "anxiety," and you've summed up the neurotic's plight.
The next voice you hear will undoubtedly be your own.
The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.
Neurotic: someone who can go from the bottom to the top, and back again, without ever once touching the middle.
Others settle for small rewards; the neurotic must always go for broke.
The neurotic feels as though trapped in a gas-filled room where at any moment someone, probably himself, will strike a match.
It's wonderful to watch pretty women with character grow beautiful.
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