Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter.
What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter.
It must infuriate our children to see us always so much more forbearing with everybody else's.
Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time.
If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.
Acedia is not in every dictionary; just in every heart.
Puritans will never believe it, but life is full of disagreeable things that aren't even good for you.
Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it.
Age is a slowing down of everything except fear.
Our strength is often composed of the weakness that we're damned if we're going to show.
Those who are brutally honest are seldom so with themselves.
If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.
Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.
We come late, if at all, to wine and philosophy: whiskey and action are easier.
If you see in your children most of your own faults, you have failed as a parent, but succeeded as a neurotic.
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones.
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.
If the pain wanders, do not waste your time with doctors.
Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country.
My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I'm ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.
One day you are an apprentice, and everybody's pet; the next, you are coldly expected to deliver. There is never sufficient warning that the second day is coming.
The neurotic doesn't know how to cope with his emotional bills; some he keeps paying over and over, others he never pays at all.
In retrospect, our triumphs could as easily have happened to someone else; but our defeats are uniquely our own.
Neurotics are anxiety prone, accident prone, and often just prone.
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