I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.
Despair is anger with no place to go.
Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness.
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Things are never so bad that they can't get worse. But they're sometimes so bad they can't get better.
Confession is good for the conscience, but it usually bypasses the soul.
Neurotics think of the past with resentment, and the future with dread; the present just doesn't exist.
Fields can lie fallow but we can't; we have less time.
We sometimes feel that we have been really understood, but it was always long ago, by someone now dead.
The death of someone we know always reminds us that we are still alive - perhaps for some purpose which we ought to re-examine.
No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.
Anything you do from the heart enriches you, but sometimes not till years later.
My thoughts, I guess, are bitter; who but the bitter have thoughts?
Your children vividly remember every unkind thing you ever did to them, plus a few you really didn't.
Women polish the silver and water the plants and wait to be really needed.
Theatre audiences can't be made to think and cry: at best, they can be made to think and laugh, or to feel and cry.
It does not undo harm to acknowledge that we have done it; but it undoes us not to acknowledge it.
A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine.
We cough because we can't help it, but others do it on purpose.
When first we fall in love, we feel that we know all there is to know about life, and perhaps we are right.
When "Why not do it?" barely outweighs "Why do it?" — don't do it.
Few novels or plays could exist without at least one troublemaker in the group, and perhaps life couldn't either.
Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part and does not believe in the play.
There are three iron links in the neurotic's chain: unloving, unlovable, unloved.
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