It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
If an article is attractive, or useful, or inexpensive, they'll stop making it tomorrow; if it's all three, they stopped making it yesterday.
There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few that we feel like doing today.
Courage can't see around corners but goes around them anyway.
There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
Pull yourself together' is seldom said to anyone who can.
What we forgive too freely doesn't stay forgiven.
We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.
Few of us write great novels; all of us live them.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.
Minor vices lead to major ones, but minor virtues stay put.
Love looks forward, hate looks back, anxiety has eyes all over its head.
The three horrors of modern life - talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.
Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.
The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.
We can never understand other people's motives, nor their furniture.
The time to begin most things is ten years ago.
When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.
Most sermons sound to me like commercials - but I can't make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product.
For the happiest life, days should be rigorously planned, nights left open to chance.
Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.
I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.
Always live up to your standards — by lowering them, if necessary.
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