H. L. Mencken Quotes - Page 32

• Man, at his best, remains a sort of one-lunged animal, never completely rounded and perfect, as a cockroach, say, is perfect.

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  Animal, Men, Perfect

  H.L. Mencken (2012). “Mencken Chrestomathy”, p.19, Vintage

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• No sane man objects to palpable lies about him; what he objects to is damaging facts.

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  Lying, Men, Facts

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• The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal. Some of their most esteemed inventions have no other apparent purpose - for example, the dinner party of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics.

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  Funny, Party, Humor

  H.L. Mencken (2013). “Minority Report”, p.68, Knopf

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• People constantly speak of 'the government' doing this or that, as they might speak of God doing it. But the government is really nothing but a group of men, and usually they are very inferior men. They may have some better man working for them, but they themselves are seldom worthy of any respect.

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  Men, People, Political

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• No one hates his job so heartily as a farmer.

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  Jobs, Hate, Work

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• The extortions and oppressions of government will go on so long as such bare fraudulence deceives and disarms the victims; so long as they are ready to swallow the immemorial official theory that protesting against the stealings of the archbishop's secretary's nephew's mistress' illegitimate son is a sin against the Holy Ghost.

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  Son, Government, Long

  H.L. MENCKEN (1958). “PREJUDICES A SELECTION”

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• Law and its instrument, government, are necessary to the peace and safety of all of us, but all of us, unless we live the lives of mud turtles, frequently find them arrayed against us.

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  Government, Turtles, Law

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• The chief business of the nation, as a nation, is the setting up of heroes, mainly bogus.

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  Hero, Chiefs, Settings

  H. L. Mencken (2009). “Prejudices: Third Series”, p.20, Cosimo, Inc.

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• The dying man doesn't struggle much and he isn't much afraid. As his alkalies give out he succumbs to a blest stupidity. His mindfogs. His will power vanishes. He submits decently. He scarcely gives a damn.

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  Death, Struggle, Men

  H.L. Mencken (2012). “Mencken Chrestomathy”, p.139, Vintage

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• A critic is a man who writes about things he doesn't like.

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  Writing, Men, Critics

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• Philadelphia is the most pecksniffian of American cities, and thus probably leads the world.

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  Cities, Philadelphia, World

  H. L. Mencken (2010). “The American Language: A Preliminary Inquiry Into the Development of English in the United States”, p.152, Cosimo, Inc.

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• What I admire most in any man is a serene spirit, a steady freedom from moral indignation, and all-embracing tolerance--in brief,what is commonly called sportsmanship.

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  Freedom, Men, Tolerance

  H.L. Mencken (2012). “Mencken Chrestomathy”, p.163, Vintage

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• The average man gets his living by such depressing devices that boredom becomes a sort of natural state to him.

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  Life, Depressing, Men

  H. L. Mencken (2015). “In Defense of Women: Human Sexuality”, p.49, 谷月社

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• All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced on them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else.

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  Jobs, Successful, Helping

  "Prejudices, First Series" by H. L. Mencken, (Ch. 13), 1919.

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• Poverty is a soft pedal upon the branches of human activity, not excepting the spiritual.

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  Spiritual, Branches, Poverty

  "A Book of Prefaces". Book by H. L. Mencken, 1917.

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• It is the mission of the pedagogue, not to make his pupils think, but to make them think right, and the more nearly his own mind pulsates with the great ebbs and flows of popular delusion and emotion, the more admirably he performs his function. He may be an ass, but that is surely no demerit in a man paid to make asses of his customers.

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  Teaching, Men, Thinking

  H.L. Mencken (2012). “Mencken Chrestomathy”, p.316, Vintage

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• After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.

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  Funny, Book, Writing

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• I can't imagine a genuinely intelligent boy getting much out of college, even out of a good college, save it be a cynical habit of mind.

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  Intelligent, Boys, College

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• I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

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  Literature, Nine, Cigarette

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• One does not arise from such a book as Sister Carrie with a smirk of satisfaction; one leaves it infinitely touched.

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  Sister, Book, Smirk

  H.L. Mencken (1917). “A book of prefaces”, p.98, Рипол Классик

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• A metaphysician is one who, when you remark that twice two makes four, demands to know what you mean by twice, what by two, what by makes, and what by four. For asking such questions metaphysicians are supported in oriental luxury in the universities, and respected as educated and intelligent men.

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  Philosophy, Mean, Intelligent

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• The Christian always swears a bloody oath that he will never do it again. The civilized man simply resolves to be a bit more careful next time.

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  Christian, Men, Promise

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• I roll out of my couch every morning with the more agreeable expectations.

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  Morning, Expectations, Couches

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• To the best of my knowledge and belief, the average American newspaper, even of the so-called better sort, is not only quite as bad as Upton Sinclair says it is, but 10 times worse

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  Media, Average, Belief

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• Morality is nothing but a struggle for safety

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  Struggle, Safety, Morality

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