A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
As you age naturally, your family shows more and more on your face. If you deny that, you deny your heritage.
Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth.
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.
Staid middle age loves the hurricane passions of opera.
It's ironic that at age 32, at probably the greatest moment of my career, with The Godfather having such an enormous success, I wasn't even aware of it, because I was somewhere else under the deadline again.
Oh rage! Oh despair! Oh age, my enemy!
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha.
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
Intelligent life on a planet comes of age when it first works out the reason for its own existence.
I was confirmed at my prep school at the age of 13.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives.
The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.
I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait.
I love physical kinds of comedy and getting down and dirty and doing stunts. When I was growing up, I was always getting into fights with guys and usually punching out boys my age because I was a lot bigger and tougher. So I'm naturally accustomed to putting myself into the headspace of a girl who can take care of herself.
When superstition is allowed to perform the task of old age in dulling the human temperament, we can say goodbye to all excellence in poetry, in painting, and in music.
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